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"Maybe you should eat some makeup so you could be prettier on the inside"

I saw this on my nieces FB page in reference to someone who was being mean......I love it.

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“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating..... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” ~ unknown

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I'm guessing X marks the spot :)

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And there is ALWAYS a party where the women are only wearing boots and stockings. Looking good Rdy!

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SURE CAN!!!

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I seem to have lost my keys, can I check your pockets?

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Glad there is no pockets on that outfit sav!

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Never put the keys to your happiness in someone else's pocket ~ ?

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“We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism.” — Nikita Khrushchev, 1959

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Now I learned something from you! Around here, wolf ass is more often used to refer to how your anus feels after digesting really hot, spicy food and passing it through.

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