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.....seems like I've heard that recently, Mrs. Uriah {wink}

love ya, girlie!

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"You've come a long way baby!"

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"The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity." - André Gide

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No matter what you think of me, there's no walking away, I do it to them or they do it to me. That's all there is.

Enoch Nucky Thompson ..... Boardwalk Broadway

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The most judgmental people I've ever met just found religion, just lost weight ,just quit smoking or just became a parent.

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The "Brown Note" is considered an apocryphal story. Rumor has it it's been investigated for riot control by being able to make an agitated crowd shit their pants, thus encouraging them to go home.

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"The red nose might get you through fog on Santa's sleigh, but the brown nose will get you everywhere."

SB:)

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His geeky stuff generally works on me but he lost me at "brown noise."

(I will admit that I must now google the shit out of "brown noise.")

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The only reason you tell stuff like that is to play up to the women in here who like geeky stuff. BrownNoiser.

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One more short story re: that.

Twain and Bell became friends anyway, and got together frequently in their summers in Baddeck. Bell liked to play tricks on Twain. One time he was experimenting with a vibrating platform and realized he could tune the frequency to that which relaxed the bowel muscles and caused people to suddenly shit their pants (we now call this phenomenon "Brown Noise").

He got Twain to stand on the platform and fiddled with the frequency. The sensation is a pleasant one, Twain reported. Until about 45 seconds later, Twain had to bolt from the room to "take care of business" while Bell collapsed in hysterics.

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