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Buy, that is.

Mcallen TX
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"If the shoe fits, but it in every color"~ author unknown

Mcallen TX
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The secret to getting a woman's attention is to mention shoes. It's like a sixth sense, they will drop everything and zero in on the source of the word "shoes" in less than a nanosecond.

-Me

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"If the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up and wear it".

posted by Mr. Good in another thread.

Shelly :-)

Memphis TN
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I'm asking my landscape guy if he can get me a sapling.

New Orleans LA
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You can't shake a whore tree and expect an angel to fall out - Unknown Army soldier at Ft Bragg

Los Angeles CA
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"You are a diamond darling. They can't break you"

Burleson TX
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If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.

Memphis TN
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My wife asked me to take her someplace where she has never been before. So I took her to the men's room....Rodney Dangerfield

Imperial MO
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Cuddling - It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets an erection!

BT - Monty Python? Really? :0)

Anchorage AK
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