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Naughty LOL

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I'm giving Jay Leno his monologue zinger for tonight.

"So did you see these illegal immigrants are on a hunger strike, demanding they be legalized? Did you hear that?

Well I figure - if they stick it through to the end - it'll solve the problem either way."

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LMAO@ BT

That was awesome. I *must* commit that to memory.

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Support natural selection, remove warning labels.

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Life is too short to play games. Unless of course those games include handcuffs.

Louisville KY
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Always keep the assholes in suspense and

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"I love facebook status updates which sound like words of wisdom or witty quotes, but are really pretty obvious jabs at someone else"

- Me

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some people should come with their own warning label.......warning dangerous if exposed to common sense.

Mrs Sav

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"The problem with idiot-proofing is that it does not take into account the ingenuity of idiots."

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I got one: I don't remember where I read it, actually I do, but it will make me like a hundred years old....lol..."It is better to be quiet and thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt!"

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