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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."

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I heard a woman in her late 50s complaining about the DJ to the staff, saying:

"He's playing all techno.. we're all a bunch of old white people here, all we want is classic rock"

Well, not everyone is white, and we sure as hell ain't all old. And he was playing sometimes, you cranky old bitch.

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I ask you, what good are we as red-blooded, American, heterosexual males if we do not make vagina safety a priority?

I'll try to calm down now. ;)

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"Baby, you want some sun block? I saw you sittin' over here and since I'm a Ginger, too, I didn't think you'd want that beautiful vagina gettin' burnt."

- Overheard yesterday at the nekkid pool.

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"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."--Annie Dillard

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@Shelly, funny you should mention that... :)

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Thanks shesmooth, what can I say....I enjoy helping my fellow man/men resolve their erections.

Mrs. Uriah

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Lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way. -big sign in one of my old barracks dayroom.

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Franklin Clinton:"Man I am drunk."

Trevor Philips:"Lightweight...say...do you like me, kid?"

Franklin:"You're my favorite psycho-you or Michael...or Lamar. Or me. Shit. I only know psychos. Shit. That's no good."

Trevor:"Because I love you, man. I love you."

Franklin:"That's nice."

Trevor and Franklin-Grand Theft Auto 5

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"Well, loyalty is important. Let me put it that way...loyalty is important. That's the only code you need. Loyalty is the code. Kill strangers. Protect friends. Eat ememies."

Trevor Philips-Grand Theft Auto 5

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