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Smoking marijuana, eating cheese doodles, and masturbating do not constitute as "plans" in my book.

Walter White

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Fun, I will be happy to share a bottle, but I've a bit of ahead start this evening:)

Shelly

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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

--Origin Unknown

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"Sorry but the cost for your group health insurance premium is increasing at renewal. "

Said the insurance agent:-(

Ms.Uriah (gets nopay raise this year!)

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"May your days be merry and bright, and may your Christmas include a conversation about health insurance."

- Obama's twitter feed, Dec. 13.

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"To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be." -Golda Meir

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"Even a dog knows not to shit where he sleeps"~ just an old adage

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Don't Eat Yellow Snow.....

I credit my Dad relaying this to me as a young chld.

Now I am sure many have heard it from a variety of sources, but this is something worth repeating.

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"Ignore the critics. Only mediocrity is safe from ridicule. Dare to be different!" ~ Dita von Teese

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I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.

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