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"The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play." –Olympic Charter

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"Look at that! That is a complete fucking fraud, and it looks a hundred percent real. It's the best work I've ever done in my life, ..., because it's so honest."

Dustin Hoffman, playing role of Hollywood producer Stanley Motss in Wag the Dog

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"This one time, at Bible Camp, some bastard glued all the pages of the Bible together- except that one."

What, no sticky stuff on that page?

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"Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."

-Ezekiel 23:19-20

This one time, at Bible Camp, some bastard glued all the pages of the Bible together- except that one.

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"An innocent Brainfart is always preferable to a deliberate rhino fart. You can quote me on that." F.A.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I think I found a good use for it.

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Good, the uncle I mentioned a while ago taught me that one. Its a big hit after a family holiday meal.

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OK, so I'm a day late seeing it, but I hope to make an honest man of BT with his "your voice has changed" quote attributed to me.

You been holding out on us with that time machine haven't you?

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Euripides? Ya, Eumendadem?

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