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After toast comes stuffing? Then shoved in a dead bird's ass?

New Orleans LA
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What comes after toast? Bird food? Ant crumbs?

Pittsburgh PA
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Well toast my muffins, and butter my biscuits, welcome back Kibbie.

Brooklyn Park MN
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"Today, you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Tomorrow, you're toast."~a friend of mine's musings yesterday

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"It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood." - James Madison

Pittsburgh PA
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How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it. ~ George Elliston

Bridgewater NJ
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Aural sex?

Windermere FL
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"He knows he's a man even when he has a dick in his ear."

A friend about a friend who was involved in a MFM and ended up with the above. Hahaha.

San Antonio TX
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"Smile, breathe and go slowly." ~ Thich Nhat Hanh

***breathe***

Bridgewater NJ
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love it, KJ

"When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?" ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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