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"Thats such a nasty habit" -me about smoking

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You know, I'm allergic cigarette smoke too. I have noticed that if someone simply has a taste on their mouth it doesn't bother me so badly. But, I cannot be around a lot of smoke in the air and if someone has a lot of it eminating from their clothing I have noticed that does make my eyes itch and my nose run.

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Conversation I overheard last night between two female friends.

Friend #1 - "I'm terribly allergic to cigarettes. Its the protein."

Friend #2 - "You didn't seem to have a negative reaction when I put my tongue down your throat and I've been smoking all day."

Friend #1 - "But you only did that once."

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Said while discussing a girlfriend.

"She will give you the shirt off her back. Or the pants off her ass but you have to be on your knees with tweezers, packing tape and a magnifying glass. "

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"I'm Gumby, damnit!"~ Eddie Murphy, SNL

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"I don't have time to workout" -Half the people I know feel the need to tell me that.

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No soup for you.....NEXT!

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HBO's "Silicon Valley"

Richard: "What's wrong with the Pied Piper logo?"

Dinesh: "It looks like he's sucking a dick and he has another dick stuck behind his ear for later. Like a snack dick."

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The water looked kind of bluish from what we could see....from a distance of course.

Shelly

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Heard this evening~ This water looks weird. It's white. Isn't it? Or am I drunk?"

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