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User Details are only visible to members.	You'll never get anywhere when you are pushing on the door that says pull
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User Details are only visible to members.	I miss Ronnie... Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. Janis
Affton MO			Username hidden (4227 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. ~Ronald Reagan
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User Details are only visible to members.	We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail. NAKED, DAVID SEDARIS
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User Details are only visible to members.	You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder. Xi Zhi
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User Details are only visible to members.	I was in the park the other day wondering why a Frisbee gets larger as it gets closer? Then it hit me!!
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User Details are only visible to members.	By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. Confucius
Emeryville CA			Username hidden (12140 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	One of my most hilarious and interesting teachers (as well as one of my all-time favorite people) in high school was openly homosexual. We, as a class, were very worried when we heard he'd been hospitalized for several weeks. Finally, after missing nearly a month of classes, we were pleased to see he had made a recovery and returned to save us from the various, boring substitutes we'd endured. Sitting in front of the class on a barstool, cane in hand, cast on his left leg, right arm in a sling, wearing an enormous neckbrace, and still bruised all over his face, he let us know he was glad to be back. One of the other students asked him kindly what had happened? His response: "Well. Went out with a friend about 4 weekends ago, and on the way home...I suddenly and violently got rear-ended." The room was so silent, you could hear a gnat fart from 15 ft away. A few of us began to choke quietly. Until he realized what he'd said and laughed so hard he was nearly in tears. The class laughed for nearly 20 minutes straight. Bladders nearly emptied. Stomachs cramped. A few girls snorted. I swear something flew from one of their noses. Milk maybe? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure a few of us saw it hit some guy in front of her. People were losing their voices from the tremendous hee-hawing. And several people had to leave the room to hit their inhalers. It was an absolutely classic moment. I have to pee just thinking about it. Excuse me for a moment forum friends.
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User Details are only visible to members.	My favorite Anais Nin quote of all time: “I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.”
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User Details are only visible to members.	OMG!! We are watching Man vs. Food. And the people are chanting "eat that steak". I'm on the couch and hear this come from my 9 year old "baby": "Eat that woman!" The 17 year old sprayed her drink all over and I sat straight up on the couch like Lillie Munster. Thank the Lord, he had no idea what he said lol.
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