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A female friend just texted me and asked, "What does idk mean?". I said "I don't know" and she said "omg nobody does"
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Cpu Pace FL |
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If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life is not that bad.
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Happiness is a positive cash flow - Fred Adler
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South Harrison Township NJ |
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
~Mark Twain |
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Emeryville CA |
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No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy!!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate. Confucius say: to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better. Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught!! |
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Windermere FL |
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You'll never get anywhere when you are pushing on the door that says pull
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Forest Lake MN |
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I miss Ronnie...
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. Janis |
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Affton MO |
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
~Ronald Reagan |
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Augusta NJ |
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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
NAKED, DAVID SEDARIS |
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Saint Augustine FL |
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