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"You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request, don't stand at the door, you're blocking the traffic." -anonymous-

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"That's why the guys in my car club call me The Cruiser." "They should have called you Dork."

Dunno. Something in the 3-Some thread reminded me of this movie dalogue.

BT

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"The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment, it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone."

Orison Swett Marden

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"the only reason some people are alive today is because I know I wouldn't look good in prison orange"

my version running through my head this morning. Original on a facebook meme

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"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too, can become great."--Mark Twain

Bridgewater NJ
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*Is this the place were we can post on the latest school shooting *

-Rdy2

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"I like to watch Curing when the winter Olympics is on, closest thing I ever got to curling was my cable remote, but it's fun to watch and you don't need a snow shovel."

~ Frank

(consider watching more closely - those are brooms, not shovels)

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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time.

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"No one has ever become poor by giving."--Anne Frank

Bridgewater NJ
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Oh, its still freakin' hilarious. I'm sure you could youtube the scene if the mood struck.

BT

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