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No good deed goes unpunished.

Learn that and never forget as the lesson is brought home all too frequently.

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@jimmyfallon: Yesterday was the World Cup final. If you only caught the last couple minutes of the game, don't worry, you saw the whole thing. #fallonmono

Jimmy Fallon on tweeter today

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Speaking about OWEBAMA.

"Rhetoric is a POOR SUBSTITUTE for ACTION"

Teddy Roosevelt

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"None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm."--Henry David Thoreau

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Agent Smith, from the end of Matrix: Revolutions:

Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?

Is it freedom or truth?! Perhaps peace?! Could it be for love?! Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception! Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love!

You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson! You must know it by now! You can't win! It's pointless to keep fighting!

Why, Mr. Anderson?! Why?! WHY DO YOU PERSIST?!

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"Every time you want to talk it means you want me listen." ~Sheldon

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Sheldon is so wise. He's not crazy. His mother had him tested.

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" You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Ah, it's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year. Oh, I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life..."

~ Sheldon (Big Bang Theory)

So much truth to this quote lol

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Technically that's commentary Sheldon not a quote

Me being me

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Speaking of Bob Hope, on golf:

"It's wonderful how you can start out with three strangers in the morning, play 18 holes, and by the time the day is over you have three solid enemies."

He made reference to how President Eisenhower gave up golf for painting "fewer strokes, you know..."

King of the one-liner, and one of the only people who could ever make consistently funny jokes that weren't offensive to anyone, which is extremely difficult to do.

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