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@Good: While brushing my teeth this am and listening to CNN in the background about the decision to release the controversial movie in limited theaters, a husband said this would be a good thing for his wife to do in the afternoon. I thought, he really wants to kill this bitch so maybe he has a MOO policy as well.....LOL...I never thought about seeing this movie. The only thing that captured my interest for a moment was when I saw that Lizzy Caplan is in it and she's been on my fantasy list forever.

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"We'll stay up here in the helicopter while Jim single handedly wrestles the 26 foot snaggle toothed crocodile into submission and gets it into the capture car so we can relocate it to the children's petting zoo." -Marlin Perkins

"Fuck you Marlin." -Jim Fowler

Well, maybe not entirely accurate, but that's how I remember it. I also remember thinking Marlin must have been the sole beneficiary of Jim's Mutual of Omaha Life Insurance policy.

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perf, reminds me of: "When i'm good, I'm really good… And when I'm bad, I'm better." ~ Mae West

All that is is the result of what we have thought. ~ The Buddha

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"Hey, why we not able to get on internet today?"

-Kim Jong-un

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Thank NJ.... I was hoping you would. :-)

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@ perfect: love it!

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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

George Carlin

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I read this on a t-shirt today -- Serenity Balances Everything.

Vero Beach FL
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Confidence is sexy, but giving a fuck matters too.

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BLT2LAST,

I could not agree with you more than that good men are attracted to smart, strong and independent woman with full confidence in who they are and what they are all about. Of course physical attributes go a long way for a connection, but for me a woman with a brain is such a turn on.

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