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Melvin, I think that one a lot....LOL!

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" If one night a big fat man jumps in your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas"

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Uriah: smooches! Thanks.

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"You really can't make someone happy. You only enhance their happiness."

By: Ms. BLT2LST :-)

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"I know the voices in my head are not real, but they have such cool ideas!" - on a t-shirt I saw a few weeks ago

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Melvin: I remember Chubb quite well. I took a test there years ago on Wall Street when I was just a kid. I did so poorly that woman looked at me as if to say "really," back then before that became a popular expression. I went on to bigger and better things. There is a store in the mall that has tons of plaques with sayings; going to take pic next time so I can post some. They are really funny.

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"A healthy vajajay is a happy vajajay! "~Melvin B.

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Time heals everything....and if it doesn't then death will.

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very good quote, Shelly.

As to the other....I've been getting wet lately thinking about....oh, I digress...{blush}

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Song lyric by Willie Nelson:

"Forgiving you was easy, but forgetting seems to take the longest time."

Shelly

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