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"Your toothbrush sounds a lot like my vibrator. I'm starting to get turned on."

-Tammy, last night

I LOVE this woman -Scott

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"Common sense isn't so common" - Voltaire

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oh thank goddess the girls are *free!*

--me, after wrestling that sweaty sports bra off. ahhhhh.

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Life is hard. Its harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

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@U... i'm very particular about where I stick my fingers. my general rule is, if there's a possibility someone might be shocked, (including myself) i'm staying out of there.

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"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."

--Yogi Berra

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I'll bet you aren't going to stick your finger in the electric socket to see if it shocks you either.

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the bible thread reminded me of an old evangelist's response to understanding everything about the world and it's relationship to science and the bible.

"I can't say I know exactly how electricity works either, but I'm not going to sit around in the dark until I do."

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"Wish we could fire them all and start over"~njny

Amen!

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To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.--Mother Theresa

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