Help
FORUMS › General Discussions › Open Forum › Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
TOPIC: Quote_of_the_Day_-_Meaningful,_provocative_and_amusing_quotes
« Prev  1 ...  315  316  317  318  319  320  321  322  323  324  ... 734  Next »
3191 to 3200 of 7334
User Details are only visible to members.
"Now, THIS is a chopstick!" - William Hung (as overheard at Wo Hop Chinese Restaurant, NYC)

New Orleans LA
Username hidden
(11770 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"She rook rike a frower but she sting rike a bee" - William Hung

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(25282 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth." -Muhammed Ali

The dood was multi-faceted.

New Orleans LA
Username hidden
(11770 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" --- Mohammad Ali

Username hidden
(2809 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
You sat in the front of the class. While some people may have been making faces behind you, I was the kid trying to read your notes because Sarah Greenberg was wearing a short skirt and I have the attention span of a gnat. That is, until it comes to skirts, or Sarah Greenberg.

New Orleans LA
Username hidden
(11770 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Well, OK maybe you know me well...

Blood is 0.9% NaCl, whereas seawater is normally about 3-ish%.... so his statement is not correct.

There. I did it.

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(25282 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Oh Dood! Ha! I prefer knowledgeable to pretentious.

...but honestly, tell us you weren't going to give us a little education on CaCL or NaCL...or whichever CL? I'd have to refer to my notes on water chemistry from brewing school to refresh my memory on salts.

I do know that I like a little salty taste once in a while. Usually, on the half shell.

New Orleans LA
Username hidden
(11770 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Jeez... am I that much of a pretentious dick?

Where's NK or the cable guy when you need him....

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(25282 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
"(Note: Yeah, I know that the chemical similarity between blood and seawater is a bit overstated, but I still like the quote.)"

I have absolutely no idea for whom a disclaimer like this would be meant ;-)

New Orleans LA
Username hidden
(11770 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Fun!

Mcallen TX
Username hidden
(11839 posts)
« Prev  1 ...  315  316  317  318  319  320  321  322  323  324  ... 734  Next »
3191 to 3200 of 7334
TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
This site does not contain sexually explicit images as defined in 18 U.S.C. 2256.
Accordingly, neither this site nor the contents contained herein are covered by the record-keeping provisions of 18 USC 2257(a)-(c).
Disclaimer: This website contains adult material. You must be over 18 to enter or 21 where applicable by law.
All Members are over 18 years of age.
Terms of Use | Privacy Policy
 
Copyright © 1998-2016 DashBoardHosting, LLC. All Rights Reserved.