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Overheard on Bourbon street:

Man 1 to Man 2: Do you know why they're closed? (While pointing to a store that wasn't open on 10/2. Which is the day of atonement for Jews).

Man 2 to Man 1: They close for the entire month. They have like 5 maybe 10 holidays so instead of closing and opening the shop they just close the whole month.

Man 1 to Man 2: that's a lot of holidays for one month.

Man 2 to Man 1: yeah and even they can f remember the names of all the holidays. So they called it Ramadan. It's easier to remember!

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Being true to yourself is the smartest thing you can ever do. Don't let the words of others lead you down a road of confusion."

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A mouse is miracle enough to stagger sextillions of infidels.~Walt Whitman

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"I believe the partnership between us can also help facilitate peace between Israel and the Palestinians. Many have long assumed that an Israeli-Palestinian peace can help facilitate a broader rapprochement between Israel and the Arab World. But these days I think it may work the other way around: Namely that a broader rapprochement between Israel and the Arab world may help facilitate an Israeli-Palestinian peace."

Benjamin Netanyahu,

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"Mutual attraction + mutual respect tends to equal mutual fun" ~ Nic@night

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Mr. leeza, I think that last one's from the Pope.

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"I'm smarter than the average bear... ehh Boo Boo."

-Yogi Bear

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

-Yogi Berra

"Does a bear poop in the woods?"

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It’s awfully important to win with humility. It’s also important to lose. I hate to lose worse than anyone, but if you never lose you won’t know how to act. If you lose with humility, then you can come back.”

Paul "Bear" Bryant

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Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.~Marilyn Ferguson

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"Remember when you see a man at the top of a mountain, he didn't fall there." ~ Anonymous

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