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"ok guys, you know the rules. no humping, no pushing, no sniffing hineys,"

harry... dumb and dumber

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O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive! --Sir Walter Scott

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lol I remember sitting in one of my pole dancer friends houses and we were asking siri questions. she kept not answering us. So A was telling siri she was a piece of shit. Siri responded "I'm sorry I don't understand the request" yes siri that is why you are a piece of shit.

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toomuchfun: [[like]]] cause it's usually true! unfortunately.

reminds me if a "vanity" license plate on a Saab : "SNAAB"

always made me lol whenever i saw the car.

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"f*** you, Siri" ~me about 1minute ago

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"Mean people breed little mean people" --Bumper sticker I saw yesterday

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"I wonder why a guy named Quipguy doesn't post in this thread and a guy named Bridgetender doesn't like crossing bridges?"

-Source Unknown

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" Think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough."

Shirley Bassey

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"Don't let your bulldog mouth overload your feist dog ass"

according to My Dad.

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Lol forgot about that guy. He was so painful to watch you just couldn't stop.

Another cool quote:

"Don't let your bulldog mouth run away with your chiwawa ass" -- My dad

He seemed to think I had a smart mouth for some crazy reason.

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