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"Sometimes I wander whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it".

Mark Twain

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Facebook game requests are like the Jehova’s witnesses of the internet

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Posted before, but:

"They say money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a Waverunner. Ever see a sad guy on a Waverunner? I haven't."

- Daniel Tosh.

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this bears repeating--recent events have me SMH.

"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."--Scott Adams

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"I'm only responsible for what I say not for how you react or what you understand."

Anniston AL
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"Politicians are just morons regardless of party."--YonDude

~word~

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"You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean."

and

"Careful...you just killed the state bird of Alabama"

by: Earl Smooter

Memphis TN
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On Mrs. VA's aunt's facebook page:

"Why can't people appreciate how much effort I put into NOT becoming a serial killer???"

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Fell in love with the outdoors during college, hence the tone of mine:

"Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in a while, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean". John Muir

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"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."--Scott Adams

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