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thank you, perf. ;)

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"We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.~Henry David Thoreau "

You post some of the best quotes.

The above is even more true when people are literally getting paid to find something.

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When I was a boy, my momma would send me down to the corner store with one dollar and I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of oatmeal and 6 eggs.

You can't do that now....

Too many security cameras.

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traffic advisory safety alert received via e-mail this morning:

"Deer Mating Season Underway! NJDEP cautions that deer will be more active at this time of the year, and may suddenly dart across roadways. Motorists are urged to be especially attentive during morning and evening commutes when visibilitu may be poor."

uh huh.

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We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.~Henry David Thoreau

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love it

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The higher the truth, the simpler it is.~Abraham Isaac Kook

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Overheard on Bourbon street:

Man 1 to Man 2: Do you know why they're closed? (While pointing to a store that wasn't open on 10/2. Which is the day of atonement for Jews).

Man 2 to Man 1: They close for the entire month. They have like 5 maybe 10 holidays so instead of closing and opening the shop they just close the whole month.

Man 1 to Man 2: that's a lot of holidays for one month.

Man 2 to Man 1: yeah and even they can f remember the names of all the holidays. So they called it Ramadan. It's easier to remember!

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Being true to yourself is the smartest thing you can ever do. Don't let the words of others lead you down a road of confusion."

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