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I had to give credit where credit is due, Southern wit is usually pretty subtle as to be overlooked. When i read this gem, I had to share it.

Mcallen TX
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"Sometimes your mouth is like a zipper.... By the time you realize it's open, it's already embarrassed you."~Larry the Cable Guy

Mcallen TX
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"If you want a man to leave you alone at a bar, don't tell him you have a boyfriend, they don't care. Tell him you have a penis!

Memphis TN
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"Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you." - William Arthur Ward

Chesapeake VA
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"Posting in the Political Forum is prima facie evidence of my own stoopidity."

--Me

New Orleans LA
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When reading the political forums I just shake my head and hear Sam Elliot say to people, "You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?"

Burleson TX
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"Success is never final, but failure can be" - Bill Parcells

Pottstown PA
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"Stand up for what is right, even if you stand alone".

Thornton CO
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"You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you." ~ John Bunyan

Corpus Christi TX
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"It seems to me now that the plain state of being human is dramatic enough for anyone; you don't need to be a heroin addict or a performance poet to experience extremity. You just have to love someone." Katie in How To Be Good, by Nick Hornby

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