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Robin Williams, quoting Deepak Chopra in the movie "One Hour Photo":

"The things you're most afraid of have already happened. "

A REALLY good movie, largely unknown to most people. Robin Williams is brilliant in it as a seriously mentally ill stalker.

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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.-- Thomas a Kempis

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If your grandmother lives over the river and through the woods, chances are she's either cooking Meth or hiding bodies!

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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.

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"I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter."

As a sometimes baseball player (who is not too shabby as a hitter) myself, I agree completely, even though I haven't played on Astroturf in many years.

The other stuff is "well, duh".. mostly...

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"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

-- Crash Davis, in Bull Durham, released 25 years ago this weekend.

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Cute!

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Seen on a billboard: "does this billboard make my ad look big?"

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Heard at our favorite lifestle club last night. "What, are you saying my ass doesn't match my face?"

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