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thanks for the chuckle

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"Who'd cum first, you or your clone? To find out why don't you go fuck yourself?"

~ Jarod Kintz

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"It's a trap!"

--Admiral Akbar

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Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

~ Henry Miller

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"I believe in the sun even when it’s not shining. I believe in love even when I don’t feel it. I believe in God even when He is silent. "

author unknown, but this was etched into a wall at Auschwitz. It was one of my favorite quotes a long time ago, and a gf of mine reintroduced me to it this morning. And it was so well-timed.

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That is an old saying ;).

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"Your sister's better"

~ My ex

"Your brother's bigger"

~ My retort

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I saw that one and remarked about the disclaimer to Mrs. VA.

I'm pretty sure they *can* jump on trains. It's just a really, really bad idea. Unless you're being chased by Godzilla or something.

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"Fantasy. Do not attempt. Cars can't jump on trains."

--Disclaimer on TV ad for Nissan Rogue, in which a Rogue is ramped up onto a train. 

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