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Euripides? Ya, Eumendadem?

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"As you sew, so shall you rip!"~one of my fellow corsetiers

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Ok, so its a few days old, but still makes me chuckle...

Took my son and daughter out to dinner the other night to celebrate the dreaded 5-0. It was a small, intimate French restaurant - husband-chef and wife- Maitre D. After seating us in their main dining room, the wife approaches the table and asks if we're celebrating a special occasion. So, my 9 year old daughter pipes up, "Its MY daddy's birthday...and its a BIG one!"

Kids today...

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"Actually, no my post wasn't about you, but if the show fits feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it".... Also on Facebook, since we seem to be on that theme.

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I'm the kind of friend that will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember: I know how to hide a dead body.

saw it posted on Facebook, but sums up my feelings lately.

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they do make spill-proof keyboards lol

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As luck would have it, I keep an extra supply of keyboards under my bed (next to the monster). They don't ship well. So, better hurry over.

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he owes me a laptop

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"BT, you owe bme a keybvoard"~me, moments after spitting tea all over it, laughing so hard

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"Man! Your voice as changed, but you still got that same, unmistakable breath." -Good's response the next time

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