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TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
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lol @ 19!

My favorite line, I think, is "A mad gyration, the hips in wanton swirl."

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Oh and Ms Scandle - I shall think of that version forevermore.

Ocean City NJ
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The HP is everywhere.

I told everyone that mine would be an electric-slide free wedding.

It was replaced with a Rock Lobster/Psycho Killer medley group dance.

"Lots of Bubbles- ooooohaaaaaah - Lots of Trouble oooooohaaaaaah"

The marriage was not so hot, but the wedding was bitchin'; one out of two ain't bad.

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I'm curious to know whether the Hokey Pokey is a nationally known wedding reception song and dance number, or if it's popular only in Wisconsin. In any case, a friend posted the following amusing re-write on FB, courtesy of grammarly dot com:

The Hokey Pokey Shakespearean Style

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin; Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, the hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl. The Hoke, the poke--banish now thy doubt Verily, I say, 'tis what it is all about.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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"goodness has nothing to do with it, dearie" {Mae West's reply to someone saying "goodness, what beautiful diamonds"}

Mcallen TX
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"Fuck em if they can't take a joke, and joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Burleson TX
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*like*

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To the guys who say they want a girl who will fix them a snack after sex, If she's capable of walking, you haven't earned a goddamned sandwich...

Pittsburgh PA
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From the HDFU website:

Cowards never start, The Weak never finish, Winners never Quit!

Jacksonville FL
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

~Jonathan Swift

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