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Me neither. I read a lot of Mad Magazine in the 80s and stopped some time in the early 90s, save the occasional issue I could get my hands on.

I remember when Don Martin died. He was awesome. He was a fairly private person, but his license plate of his car said "SCHTOINK".

Mort Drucker, Al Jaffee, Sergio Aragones... most of Mad's cartoonists are 80+. What will we do when they are gone!?!?!??!

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AL Jaffee, now there's a name I haven't heard in AGES! He's the bomb!

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"Serious people my age are dead"

- Mad Magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who has drawn a "Fold-In" on the back cover of every issue of Mad Magazine from 1964 to date, save one issue. He also draws the running bit "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions".

He was 89 when he said it. He is currently 92 and still draws the Mad "Fold-In" every month. I wonder if Mad has a contingency in place when he can't contribute anymore.

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"Great quote. But are you sure he didn't say Frogz? Did he mention anything about the Boehner Boys Choir? "

To quote you:

"Fuqin' troublemaker"

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Btw, Trent Lott wasn't Speaker of the House, but was the Republican Leader in the Senate. The title of his book? "Herding Cats"

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”trying to get 218 frogs in a wheelbarrow long enough to pass a bill.”

Great quote. But are you sure he didn't say Frogz? Did he mention anything about the Boehner Boys Choir?

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As if Detroit doesn't have enough problems, the weather dot com website is reporting today that

"Detroit has broken their snowiest January on record, previously set in 1978."

Detroit is broke and filing for bankruptcy, but I had no idea this could bleed over to the calendar year!

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Good, so, what does that make me for replying to your post??

"Researchers have found that having sex actually makes you smarter. If that's the case, our next guest must be a genius! Ladies and gentlemen, Charlie Sheen!"

-Jay Leno

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Her plastic surgery really makes her look prettier, but she's still going to have ugly kids.

<span style="line-height:1.6em">~ Me</span>

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Since I'm here...

"I am unable to intelligently state my reaction..."

<br /> -I'm not naming names for this one.

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