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The remake sucks. The original series was fabulous.

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If you really want to LOL, you should watch The Forum. It's on SLS.

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My favorite was from the movie, when Bart said 'It's the worst day of my Life"

Homer replied "It's the worst day of your life....SO FAR"

That's one of the few shows I can watch by myself and still laugh out loud.

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In honor of the 25th anniversary of the best show of the 20th Century:

Just because I don't care doesn't mean that I don't understand.

-Homer J Simpson

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You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never repay you. ~ John Wooden

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Save the broomstick for the bad guys. Milk and cookies works for me.

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Perfect, as long as the bird's dead, I'll even provide the broom handle; and enjoy it.

:-)

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aha! That makes sense. Now I know what the future holds.

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After toast comes stuffing? Then shoved in a dead bird's ass?

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What comes after toast? Bird food? Ant crumbs?

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