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boobage is a good thing!

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"There are some pretty damn fine boobies in the last few posts!!"

- Me, just now.

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I can't say it's *quite* this bad, but the irony wasn't missed.

"Yes, we do make bets on when your doula will leave, your birth plan will go out the window, and you'll beg for an epidural" someecards dot com

It does seem like the more detailed a "birth plan" is, the more the patient increases their chance of a c-section. I'm one of the few nurses that actually loves the opportunity to 'huff and puff' with a patient that wants to do it all cingona. No epidural, no nada. Had the opportunity to deliver a baby "in the caul" until the dumbass ER doctor broke the bag! GRRRR!

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Herm Edwards, football coach and ESP analyst.. “In life, what we do in the dark comes to the light", after learning of Dan Marino's child with a CBS assistant...

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"Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed."

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Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.

Zig Ziglar

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"Please, stop it, I'm laughing AT you."

Mrs. Sed's response to someone bemoaning his life's decisions and how he will never find love due to lack of money!!!

Thank you Mrs. Sed...sometimes you just have to be up front and direct with people. Sadly though, sometimes they never get the point :-(

This may be my new favorite saying for the next few months...even t-shirt worthy :-)

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"Guilt by association is the basis for bigotry and prejudice"

- Me, about 10 minutes ago.

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Seen on The Daily Beast, a British man's review of Veet, the hair removal cream:

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

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"Invite the hot people! Invite the hot people!"

- A foursome hoping we would join them at a club on Friday night. Thanks for the ego boost guys.

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