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"I'm Gumbie, damnit!"~Eddie Murphy, back in his SNL days

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nope, that pretty much says it all, no misinterpretations there lol

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What? The poor guy's trying to clear out a pesky SM emailer who won't take a hint and leave him, and his lovely wife alone! Tell me that can be misinterpreted, even by the most dense of SMs?

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"Dude, my wife would rather f@ck a dead camel with rigor mortis that's been marinating in the hot Sahara for a week, than get anywhere near you."

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"I wish... to see maintained that wholesome distribution of powers established by the Constitution for the limitation of both [the State and General governments], and never to see all offices transferred to Washington where, further withdrawn from the eyes of the people, they may more secretly be bought and sold as at market." --Thomas Jefferson to William Johnson, 1823. ME 15:450

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Shortly after her 121st birthday, Jean Calment was asked what sort of future she anticipated having by Newsweek.

Her answer: "A very short one!"

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