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"My partner has been in the lifestyle for quite some time with his deceased wife."
- A recent forum post Yup, house parties, meet & greets, club events...and all she does is just lie there. Ok, before the rocks start flying, I'm sorry. It was just too funny not to. |
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New Orleans LA |
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"Fifty percent more taters. That's where tots come from." ~ Jimmy Fallon
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Bensalem PA |
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Your neighbor's vision is as true for him as your own vision is true for you.
~Miguel de Unamuno |
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Emeryville CA |
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"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
--Mitch Hedberg |
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Memphis TN |
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"Moen. Buy it for looks, buy it for life."
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Bensalem PA |
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What type of head on those screws?
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Chesapeake VA |
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Was at the bar and someone asked me about my broken ankle. I said Slipped on icy step, and now I've got a plate and 6 screws. Out of now where some old man down the bar says, "plate and 6 screws? Doesn't sound bad to me." HAHAHA I was quick to reply, you'd think, but I'm still waiting on the 6 screws!
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Gap PA |
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You'd think.
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New Orleans LA |
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"The problem is that the majority of these people do not realize that they more closely relate with the decipticons ideals of tyranny, than the auto bots ideals of freedom, community and reliance upon each other."
Best thing ever written on the entire internet. Ever. The end. |
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Cincinnati OH |
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I bet that one inch is of paramount importance! ;)
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Colts Neck NJ |
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