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"So I'm licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden, I'm thinking, 'Oh my God, I'm turning into my mother." —Sarah Silverman

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"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." ~ Will Rogers

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Because it has worked out so well in the past. :/

Cocoa Beach FL
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"Headed back into that passive-aggressive realm are we? Lol!"

Me, just now.

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Wasn't she rabbit sister , the one the house fell on her

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"Tudor me."

-The famous final words of the Wicked Witch of the East

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If butt cracks were horizontal your ass would clap when you run downstairs...

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" I don't think America should elect a new president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves."~author unknown {to me}

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"Hurray hurray for the eighth of May!"

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Happy International Outdoor Intercourse day everyone! You can call it the 69th of March if you prefer. And Mother's day to boot! I did my duties as a motherf@#ker today and as an observer of IOI day. Hope you all are doing your part to get lifestyle moms everywhere what they most want for mother's day.

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The babe at first feeds upon the mother bosom. but it is always on her heart . Happy Mother day all Be good to your mother you only get one in a life time

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