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HTF I been working 20 + years on the 4-midnight shift No little shit head still wet behind the ear is going to make a statement like that and not get a pay back

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Now I know who put the glue in my lock. Which one are you he was referring to? Pay back is a BITCH.

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Only crooks and whores work nights ( The person who said that I filled his lock on his locker with crazy glue )

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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug

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"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!" ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

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If u are going to be stupid u had better be tough.

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"The quasirelational aspect of the omniessence fundicular is relative to the exponentially odiferous sexual being known commonly as the ham sandwich. Did you know a ham sandwich could be sexy? Would you like to have sex with my ham sandwich? I think you should."

Mr. Brain Fart

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"Mother Superior of Morons": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." ~Nancy Pelosi

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"Gym hair, don't care" ~ my t shirt

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"We are going to need a bigger boat" ( Jaws ) OMG I loved that one

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