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"If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks... Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it." ~ Michael Jordan

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At his age, i had to ask.

Mcallen TX
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LOL...not sure if I would have asked a follow up question...sometimes it's good just to tell them no. Too funny!

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If I make a new profile I'm picking "WonderBoner" as the name.

'twas suggested by LWC that we go with "RealMegaSexy", in honor of bobbyUSA.

Where the hell has HE been anyway?? He said the funniest shit ever.

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" mom do you have a Wonder boner?"~my younger boy's attempt at conversation as we're driving.

Ok, so AFTER the Gatorade came out my nose, I couldn't help but think to myself boy do I wish I did!, but I regained my composure and asked very slowly "what exactly do you mean, son?" Then, he explains to me this is some kind of tool that debones a fish. Oh. {Blush} ok

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Delta flight attendant today

"We have some of the best flight attendants in the world, sadly none of them are working this flight....we will be coming down the aisle to check your seat belts and tray tables are properly stored and make sure your shows match your outfit, at that time you can see how attractive your flight crew is and if we don't meet your expectations, remember, we serve alcohol on this flight "

~S~

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:-)

Rutherford NJ
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... Touché

Peoria AZ
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No...that's just kidding

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See now THAT's overtly political O.o

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