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at PF this am, lady had on a t-shirt that said "Tax Preparers never die; they ask for extensions or something like that. I thought that was cool.

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"It's not that I have a.d.d. it's just that...oh LOOK!...PORN!" - me, last night, at an inopportune moment.

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"It is never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot

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Live life as life lives itself. ~ Zen saying

Today, stop often, breathe deeply, relax, allow, accept, and enjoy.

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Forwarded to me by a friend;

How do we know Santa's a man?

He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sac, cums only once, calls you a ho and leaves while you're sleeping.

;-)

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Al Franken is still on...

Oh wait, he's working another comedic gig- he left SNL for DFL.

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It's like comparing SNL with Chase, Belushi, Akroyd, Curtain, and Radner to whoever is on the show today.

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The remake sucks. The original series was fabulous.

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If you really want to LOL, you should watch The Forum. It's on SLS.

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My favorite was from the movie, when Bart said 'It's the worst day of my Life"

Homer replied "It's the worst day of your life....SO FAR"

That's one of the few shows I can watch by myself and still laugh out loud.

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