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"The quasirelational aspect of the omniessence fundicular is relative to the exponentially odiferous sexual being known commonly as the ham sandwich. Did you know a ham sandwich could be sexy? Would you like to have sex with my ham sandwich? I think you should."

Mr. Brain Fart

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"Mother Superior of Morons": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." ~Nancy Pelosi

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"Gym hair, don't care" ~ my t shirt

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"We are going to need a bigger boat" ( Jaws ) OMG I loved that one

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"Life is tough! It's even tougher when you're stupid.' ~ John Wayne

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"The longer you wait for the future the shorter it will be." ~ Loesje

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"Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action." ~ Benjamin Disraeli

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It's expensive to be stupid

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"I just tried on my first Magnum condom, it looked like a tube sock hangin off a door knob."~i don't know if this was an original quote from my friend, but I'm thankful i didn't put lemon in my iced tea or it woulda hurt a lot more when it came out my nose!

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"Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on." Author unknown live happy dot com.

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