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TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
Created by: fingerfuxs
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Here's a few to get us started :)

"To be is to do"--Socrates.

"To do is to be"--Jean-Paul Sartre.

"Do be do be do"--Frank Sinatra.

''Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.''

-- Gene Brown

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

-- Sam Levenson

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Forwarded to me by a friend;

How do we know Santa's a man?

He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sac, cums only once, calls you a ho and leaves while you're sleeping.

;-)

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Al Franken is still on...

Oh wait, he's working another comedic gig- he left SNL for DFL.

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It's like comparing SNL with Chase, Belushi, Akroyd, Curtain, and Radner to whoever is on the show today.

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The remake sucks. The original series was fabulous.

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If you really want to LOL, you should watch The Forum. It's on SLS.

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My favorite was from the movie, when Bart said 'It's the worst day of my Life"

Homer replied "It's the worst day of your life....SO FAR"

That's one of the few shows I can watch by myself and still laugh out loud.

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In honor of the 25th anniversary of the best show of the 20th Century:

Just because I don't care doesn't mean that I don't understand.

-Homer J Simpson

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You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never repay you. ~ John Wooden

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Save the broomstick for the bad guys. Milk and cookies works for me.

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Perfect, as long as the bird's dead, I'll even provide the broom handle; and enjoy it.

:-)

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TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes