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I once made love for an hour and 15 minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Garry Shandling

Sheboygan Falls WI
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I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

Garry Shandling

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Better to be a smart feller than a fart smeller.

My Grandpa

Wenatchee WA
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"We are all inventors...guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bridgewater NJ
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" Inez some times you type faster then your brain can think ". YEP got that right ,got a lot going on under that blond head. .

Ronkonkoma NY
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Well ladies I am neither.

Dallas GA
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Asian...Irish... Same same.

BT

New Orleans LA
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"The Irish Curse". The only Irish Curse we ever heard about is Whiskey Dick for which the Irish are well known.

Now the "Asian Curse", that laddy, is a horse of a different color.

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"I'd rather have a frontal labotomy than a bottle in front of me"~ my step-dad {who doesn't drink}~the fist time i ever heard him joke. LOVE his sense of humor, even to this day

Mcallen TX
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" I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me". George S. Patton

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