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I saw that, Scamp.

~lady~

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"So I'm carrying a 12pk of wine coolers..."

Said no straight man ever

~S~

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"Expansion project"

Got a really hung new guy?

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An expansion project.....just over it. Grrrrr.. she will learn

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More damage Kibbs?

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F-ing REALLY?!?~me, coming home to surprises

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Pai Lo-tien, a Chinese poet, asked a Zen master, "What is Buddha's teaching?"

The master said, "Buddha's teaching is to do something good, not do something bad."

Pai Lo-tien said, "That's pretty easy, even a three-year-old knows that."

"Even though a three-year-old knows this, an eighty-year-old doesn't do it," the master replied.

~ Zen mondo

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"The longer you wait for the future the shorter it will be." ~ Loesje

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"I don't give a lovely mother fuck" - The crazy woman that walks around our neighborhood ranting loudly

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From my daughter's Facebook page:

I don't care who the next president is as long as they decide if we are doing chip or swipe. I'm sick of looking dumb as fuck at the register.

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