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Rex Tillerson says we will continue negotiations with N. Korea right up "until the first bomb drops. OMG-that was the approach taken by the Japanese prior to Pearl Harbor. And we know how well that turned out for them. R

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"Oh heyyyyyy good lookin! If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber."

....the opening lines of the update/new release notes for one of my apps. love it when the software peeps are humorous.

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"It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard."

One of my All Time FAVORITE Facebook memes.

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“We are 10 months into a new president with a city that appears to be dysfunctional.”

~Scott Reed, senior political strategist at the US Chamber of Commerce

“No f’in way! Really?” (with pseudo gobsmacked expression)

~ me

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"You know that advice I gave you? ...Don't do that."

-Anonymous

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"All good things must come to an end.”

--Chaucer

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"If you spoke your mind you'd be speechless" ~ Alexa

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"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." ---MARK TWAIN

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tbr would appreciate this.

I'm in Washington right now preparing for a deposition Mrs. VA will have to face tomorrow. I've prepped her out the wazoo with numbers. We were asked to estimate errors that would be possible based on assumptions made of the gigantic data set we had.

We described some of the scenarios which might lead to errors. One attorney said "Oh come on - that's a one in a million sort of error."

"Well, one in a million is definitely a guess. But we've got 20 million data points."

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He was completely befuddled as to why a 20-million data point set might have some one in a million errors in it.

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Conclusively agree with the last 3 posts.

~Allen

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