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You forgot the one when they asked him is Spring training what size cap do you want.... and he said I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.

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Some Yogi Berra quotes that I don't think we've had before.

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."

"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."

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An old one, but so true, "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present." –Alice Morse Earle

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"Congratulations on dealing with MS. It's a terrible disease and congratulations on your struggles dealing with it."

US Senator Ted Cruz

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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough", Mae West.

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"She persisted."

--Mitch McConnell

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Act like a Lady ,curse like a sailor ~ Me at times LOL

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"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."

~ Charles Darwin

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"You can have results or you can have your excuses. You cannot have both."

~ Unknown

(One of my favourites)

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"If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong."

~ Charles Kettering

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