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"I like to watch Curing when the winter Olympics is on, closest thing I ever got to curling was my cable remote, but it's fun to watch and you don't need a snow shovel."

~ Frank

(consider watching more closely - those are brooms, not shovels)

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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time.

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"No one has ever become poor by giving."--Anne Frank

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Oh, its still freakin' hilarious. I'm sure you could youtube the scene if the mood struck.

BT

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Thank you, BT, I was about to say the same thing.

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Sorry, I didn't know that, and thus found it hilarious :)

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Sed, I hope you do realize that its a movie quote and its incorrect on purpose?

Its from Animal House. Spoken by one John "Bluto" Blutarsky (John Belushi).

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"Never quit. Did America quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!? "

Posted in the threesome forum!!!

This is worthy of the post of the century award!

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“Brought from their infancy without necessity for thought or forecast, [blacks] are by their habits rendered as incapable as children of taking care of themselves, and are extinguished promptly wherever industry is necessary for raising young. In the mean time they are pests in society by their idleness, and the depredations to which this leads them.”

Thomas Jefferson, "Master of the Mountain: Thomas Jefferson and his Slaves"

Jefferson wrote this in 1819, 43 years after the Declaration of Independence, in response to a request for support from a family friend who was taking his own slaves to freedom. Jefferson refused, and this was part of his response.

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“Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.” ? Thomas Jefferson, Letters of Thomas Jefferson

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