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"Pound to fit, paint to match."

-A friend putting his new lawnmower together

Brooklyn Park MN
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"Yeah..just awful..like you care ..fraud Write a check yet, or are you too busy using other people's death and misery to grub for attention? Write a check or STFU...fraud "

~ PartyPerks

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I've always thought that was funny, too

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First let me say I fully support Gay marriage. I was just watching Family Guy and he said "hey if gay people want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us I say we should let them" So there you go

Call me twisted but I LMAO .

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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"You should have let me sleep!"

- Khan Noonien Singh to Alexander Marcus before crushing his skull.

Emeryville CA
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"You know what, maybe I shouldn't show you this..."~ my sister And I thank her for having second thoughts, lol

Mcallen TX
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Someone needs to invent a carfax for vaginas. "I have only been with one guy."

"Yeah sure, show me you whorefax."

On FB.

Pittsburgh PA
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Ran across this one and thought....mmmm......interesting

"You must be as special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls."

Sophia

Hendersonville NC
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"I think someone might have had a little much to drink tonight. I haven't been around much. Is he always like that? "

-tbr, a short while ago

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there are two things in this world that burn my ass,a flame this high and you.said to me by a guy in a bar who was wanting to fight.so I help him to his want.didn't last long.he never said that to me again...............BS

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