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Some robot chicken is good... some.

-M

Colleyville TX
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While watching some mindless adult cartoon last night ...Robot Chicken last night (hate that show BTW) They were doing this weird scene where one lady insists her boyfriend has a beautiful penis. So he whips it out and the women is freaked out and makes several derogatory comments about it.

My favorite and one I sincerely plan on using next time I get an unwanted cock shot..................."Well, it sure looks better than the rest of you !"

I guess even terrible TV shows can have funny moments lol

Mrs Sav

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While checking my FB account for new photos of the baby I saw this quote and admittedly laughed my butt off

"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than you could make writing all day."

Ok yeah so what...I'm twisted and laughed !

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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West Coast vasectomy, light the fuse and count to 10...

Sanford NC
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"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

Two Fingers Tony

OK, he was just "Tony" until after he said that.

Brooklyn Park MN
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

~Jon Stewart

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Fog

If you can't seem to see the solution to the problem, sometimes it helps to pull your head out of your ass.

My Pappy

Sanford NC
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maybe it was spelled wrong on google when he copied it?

Burlingham NY
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"Guess I need to consult the dicionary" RDY

Yup he should consult the dictionary.

Sanford NC
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"Though unattractive, unflattering behavior, it is unfortunately mostly a trait of the feline persuasion, when it's a dude, and at an age bracket that it shouldn't exist it's just disgusting, it emasculates the dude, makes him vaginal and yeasty. "

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Sanford NC
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