Help
FORUMS › General Discussions › Open Forum › Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
TOPIC: Quote_of_the_Day_-_Meaningful,_provocative_and_amusing_quotes
« Prev  1 ...  348  349  350  351  352  353  354  355  356  357  ... 777  Next »
3521 to 3530 of 7767
User Details are only visible to members.
Clowns to left of me Jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle [with you]

-G. RAFFERTY, J. EGAN

Appropriate for the meeting I was in this AM.

Brooklyn Park MN
Username hidden
(5409 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
The heart of a Mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.

Memphis TN
Username hidden
(5568 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
I do get called a bitch, quite often. What I do NOT get called is, pushover, stupid, sweetheart, dear or doormat. Works for me. - Rebecca M.

Username hidden
(17355 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Hatred of someone else's accomplishment is glaring sign of insecurity. Respect success and do your best to achieve even more than your rival. - Anurag Prakash Eay

Username hidden
(17355 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Strip searching 6 year olds

Username hidden
(2809 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Those cunning Canadian bastards; they waited until our snow is almost all melted so we have no ammunition to repel the invasion.

The Canada geese have begun the aerial bombardment, and the neighbor is feeding them. I just KNEW they were Canadian sympathizers.

Where the hell is Homeland Security when you need them?

Brooklyn Park MN
Username hidden
(5409 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Canada has been amassing their population along the border armed with a basket of snowballs, preparing to invade.

I'm here to prep things on the inside. I'm told I will be installed as an Emperor of the new puppet state of Amerada.

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(26496 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Personally, I'd reckon you're wrong as to why the US hasn't been invaded yet. But this isn't the thread to debate that.

So, having said that, here's a quote consistent with what i have to do today...

No man's credit is as good as his money. -Unknown

Brooklyn Park MN
Username hidden
(5409 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Toomuch- not every state has firearm registration. Yeah, I know defacto registration when buying from a FFL dealer...

The invest statement meant to buy stock in firearm and ammunition manufacturers. Look what happened the last time there was a cry for tougher firearm laws- the prices skyrocketed as manufacturers couldn't keep up with demand.

Brooklyn Park MN
Username hidden
(5409 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Why? you have to register them and they will come by and pick them up at some point.

Username hidden
(2809 posts)
« Prev  1 ...  348  349  350  351  352  353  354  355  356  357  ... 777  Next »
3521 to 3530 of 7767
TOPIC: Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
This site does not contain sexually explicit images as defined in 18 U.S.C. 2256.
Accordingly, neither this site nor the contents contained herein are covered by the record-keeping provisions of 18 USC 2257(a)-(c).
Disclaimer: This website contains adult material. You must be over 18 to enter or 21 where applicable by law.
All Members are over 18 years of age.
Terms of Use | Privacy Policy
 
Copyright © 1998-2016 DashBoardHosting, LLC. All Rights Reserved.