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we already have too many angry bags around here. ;)

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"4 out of 5 dentists surveyed preferred AssHattery to Douchebaggery in a blind taste test. My preference has always been to wear the silly hat vs the angry bag."

-Me

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"Sarcasm an Art. If it was a Science I'd have my Ph.D ~ Good ol' Facebook

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I Do Naughty Nicely -- Victoria's Secret

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"Remember...pain heals, chicks dig scars but glory last forever!!"

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"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."

Mike Damone, "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"

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"To move the world we must first move ourselves." ~ Socrates

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Well I've heard squirrels called tree rats so maybe that was it. But any sharp pointy things need not be mentioned with "dick" in the same sentence. :)

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:)

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Bobby,

I dig the whole "tree pussy" notion and would consider planting one in my front yard, but that "dick nail" thing sounds a little painful.

Nonetheless, thanks for a great chuckle this am.

BT

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