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“What the fuck” - an anonymous member of SLS

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"I tell people I may not be the best photographer in the world, but there are few who are better at retouching!"~ a photographer that struck up a conversation with me recently

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THN...Now Thats FUNNY!!!

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In the midnight hour, he cried "Moe, Moe, Moe"

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If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.

-one of the three stooges, pretty sure it was Curly. Wondering if he was gay.

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"If at first you do not succeed...Skydiving is not for you" -Some Person

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Trust me Kibbs, you don't wanna see the dancing brought on by my consumption of Mexican food.

No smiling bitches in that scenario.

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{note to self: get BT some Mexican food and get him on the dancefloor}

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This past weekend we went to a murder mystery dinner theater with about 40 total strangers. There were three other couples at our table; two of them older than us and one younger couple; both students at Kutztown State (Pa).

During the play, one character playing an Elvis impersonator drug the younger man and myself into the play, casting us as his buddies. I was Tommy-two-pants and the younger guy was mocked as a younger Harry Potter. The younger guy was really on the quiet side.. all night long.

To cut to the chase, at the end of the night the people at the table next to us asked the younger guy to take a group picture for them. He stood up, walked over, took the camera, and as they were all ready he spoke the funniest words of the night, "Okay, smile Bitches!"

We about fell out of our chairs :)

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