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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.

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"I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter."

As a sometimes baseball player (who is not too shabby as a hitter) myself, I agree completely, even though I haven't played on Astroturf in many years.

The other stuff is "well, duh".. mostly...

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"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

-- Crash Davis, in Bull Durham, released 25 years ago this weekend.

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Cute!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Seen on a billboard: "does this billboard make my ad look big?"

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Heard at our favorite lifestle club last night. "What, are you saying my ass doesn't match my face?"

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"My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better."

Marlo Thomas

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"Think of cute things, like puppies"~my five year old

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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

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