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"I will not hire anyone from New York or California. This company cannot afford the regulatory requirements of anyone from those states, from worker's comp to taxes. I won't do it."

- Our boss lady, seconds ago.

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"Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become." .....s.jobs

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"Men have called me a man-hater, a feminazi, cold, a bitch...but in my mind it always translates as "you don't need me to validate your existence, and that scares me" - HBI Member.

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Jack Nicholson in the movie "Bucket List":

Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

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while discussing hubbies upcoming trip to NOLA on business our youngest piped in with

"is Mommy going to New Orleans too? She was so happy when she came back from New Orleans, I think she should go again!"

Of course I have to say I'm in totally agreement with her, I really do think I should go again.

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We can only hope, Good.

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Which leads to...

Smart phones, smart cars, and smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?

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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

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"Just look at the flowers..." the Walking Dead

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"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."

-Jack London

Maybe Jack was a swinger?

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