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"When two men are going to fight, the one that's naked usually wins."

From the opening story of the "WTF" thread.

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"It's a joke, not a dick~don't take it so hard!"~a friend of a friend

{Please forgive me if its actually a quotable quote from another source. I'd never seen it before today!}

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"It's a joke, not a dick~don't take it so hard!"~a friend of a friend

{Please forgive me if its actually a quotable quote from another source. I'd never seen it before today!}

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Current, that is a great one. It shows the best rise to the top as a act of nature. Beauty is created on its own.

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That reminds me of one of my favorite lines from a U2 song:

"The sea throws rocks together but time leaves us polished stones"

From Ordinary Love

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Pressure creates diamonds.

Dallas GA
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VA how wonderful a tribute to both you and your daughter. that oughta be framed.

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"To the man who was always a constant in my life and never left me without the things a child needs. Without you I wouldn't be half the person I am today. Thanks for trying to teach me math and thanks for never giving up on your dreams so I could see what hard work really looks like. Nothing in life is worth having if you don't appreciate it and I appreciate the heck out of you! Thanks Dad , you're the bestest!"

My daughter this morning.

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Someone posted this on Facebook this morning and I nearly pissed my pants laughing at it.

"Staring at the toaster and saying "Le Toast" doesn't get me French Toast... Also I have no bread."

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" SHOW ME A MAN THAT DOESN'T EAT IT AND I WILL STEAL HIS WIFE"

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