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" Over 6 foot and hung like a pimple and such an ugly looking dick that looked so nasty and smelled." ~ jennagirl. oh dearie me, don't you hate that?

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A skilled sailor can stand erect on a slippery deck, rough or smooth seas. aka sex with a pussy.

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A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor

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"Money is like manure, it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around encouraging young things to grow." ~ Thornton Wilder

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GRAMMAR: "The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit".

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...or the eye patch... 1001 Pirate Jokes

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A Dull Stick in the Eye...

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The only ones who tend to get butt hurt are those without the ability to laugh at themselves. Life ain't serious business. Death is. So, for the most part, it's all fun and games...until someone loses an eye, and even then, I'd argue that there's some humor in there somewhere. Probably around the glass replacement...

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@BT. There will never be another "BT" on forums. You are a rare, one of a kind. Said with much respects.

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"Going to bed angry with some stupid insignificant crap of someone else is like farting in your own sleeping bag. You're the only one who looses any sleep over it".

Quoted from me,

Tommy

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"The Journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step". Lao Tsu

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