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This party sounds like a blast. Nobody has to put up with any snobs. :-)

Actually we went to a big pig roast that was damn near exactly like this. There were campers set up, tents, a big barn, a zip line into a pond. a huge bonfire at night. Red Solo cups were everywhere.

It was a blast! They had a footlong hotdog swallowing contest for the gals. I think it's the first place we met Jan (wildlife). There had to be 300 swingers there. You should have seen the big tent that our friend the cardiologist set up! It had 4 rooms, each with one of those king size inflatable mattresses set up, and battery powered chandeliers.

It was an annual event for about 5 years I think, but the guy who owned the property sold it.

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Oh hell yeah I like Wadamelon ! Plus give folks sometime to get them welfair checks cashed .

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Missus,

That is the bestest idea for a menu yet. Love to roast me some big fat, pig jowls, and smoke the Pork Chops over a cow pie fire, nothing like a bit o shit to enhance the Pork Chops.

Sophia

P.S. disabilities checks should be in by the 3rd, bring me a big ole bottle of watermelon schapps ifen we wait till then.

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I's got ta thinkin, aint sure what zactly sparked me thinkin, sumtime the ole subconscience takes rite over but I spects we fixin ta add Pork Chops and Pig Jowls to da menu iffin ya'll dont mind none.

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'Course that party gonna be aftta the 1st of da month. Once deem food stamps hits and my child support for the 4 youngin I's can aford ta get the shit cleaned outta my nails and all. Plus The Old Man aughts to be released by den.

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Warning: people making quotes that were never said may be closer than they appear.

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Better make sure the house is well ventilated..,or you all might "Die from enzyme depletion" **smirk

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The best parties are always on the 1st because we can buy everything with our food stamps.

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uh, miz, kin I git an advance on mines? Jest in case I'm a mite shy on my bus fare a'gettin there? Sides, I be loaded down with a mess of vittles

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Sorry ya'll for neglectin ya I been ovr to the jailhouse vistin da Ole Man and grandma. Seems they themsefs in a lick of trouble fer shootin Tator guns off aftar dark and one of them dang ediots done shot a hole rite threw da neighbors bedroom windda. Sense aint neither one of deem fessed up they both had tur spend a few nites as guests at the jail house. We aint sweatin it none cuz likes we always say "let the gubmint takes care us" and they be gettin 3 meals a day and hot water. The hot water bes a real treat and grandma said them pork chops don't taste a lick lik the ones we makes. I reckon them fancy places aint using possem chops . Grandma also gots quite uppidy wearin a matchin outfit , she said she aint looked this purdy since she made herself a weddin dress from an old table cloth back in 1930 . Any who we been figurine dis here party gettin mighty big an gonna be xpensive so we done tol all them single boys they gonna hav ta ante up . We plannin ta soakem bouts 150 bucks a head. Now you single ladies aint gonna pay nuttin , we just expect ya ta be right abligin ta da guests. Now ya couples iffin ya want to be vistin on deem single gals we gonna charge ya 50 bucks. Iffin ya aint gonna use deem why it be just 25. I hopes dat sounds fare ta ya'll . Jus member now this here is biziness and aint nobody nowhere ever throwed as good a party as we done. The Old Man and I's even done took us a crash coarse on it over there in sin city so we knows whats we bee yackin bout.

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