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TOPIC: Private parties
Created by: savandwin
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So the old man and I decided we're gonna toss us a party here at the trailer. I stocked up on Cheetos and Dr Pepper, we gots plenty of milk crates for seating and I gots me some new Daisy Dukes and a cute little ole Tube Top to match my cowboy boots. Since I ain't neber tossed no big party like this I ain't sue what else I need. I done told the fellers they had to bring some Nice Wine iffin they comes around without their old lady and made sure they knew this was an upscale party so they best tuck in their Nascar T shirts.

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Somebody askd me ifn I was drivin the other nite and I said "Hell, yeah, I'm drivin! I'm too drunk to walk!"

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awww, shuks, miz Gina, she's ma ride home. Don't make no stank about them teef of hers'n. I promise I'll keep her from puttin on airs n such, makin the rest of us'n feel bad 'n all.

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You all caint come to dis heah partay, cuzzin you all gots all yo teef.

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Yea...then you and kibbles can do the dueling banjo song.

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Damn. I'll bring the banjo.


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Look, I naw erbody bees lookin forward to the cheetos and all. But sum dey might be hard on sum folks gums. I bettur bring along sum pork skins jus in case.

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Long's I git em back, that's ma 'good luggig', I kin bring too of em.....wud that hep some? I tries ta be accomomodatin. {I learnt that new fancy word in charm skool!}

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I done tried to lells ya ain't no nordeners neber seen a party likes theys tosses here in da South. Iffin we gots rednecks cuz we nos hows ta toss a party from sun up ta sun down nakkid. Dis 'ere party bees grown right fast like iffin anyones gots them sum extra milk crates ken they brings dem along we fixin ta run out of place fur folks to sit they asses down when theys gets tired.

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omg!!!! I gets to see Tommy Chong's illegitimate son sing the Quack like a Duck song?!?!?!???!?!?!?!? I dawnt tank my lil hearts gonna be able to take it.

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they Better let me bring ma banjo on tha bus or I'ma gonna be pissed somethin ritechus!

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TOPIC: Private parties