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Exactly, NJC. They are tempting people to drink and drive by having parking lots. they should have bus stops or cab stops. LOL

Carrie

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We love Ron White, too! Only seen him on Comedy Channel, though. Just love his routine about taking his bulldog Sluggo to the vet so he could use Sluggo's semen for artificial insemination.

Vet: "Mr. White, why don't you come on back and see how we do this. Then next time you won't have to bring the dog - just a semen sample."

White: "No thanks, Doc. YOU jerk the dog off! He follows me around too much already!"

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We saw Ron, they call me Tater Salad, in Beaumont. Very funny.

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I have always wondered why bars have parking lots when it is against the law to drink and drive. I guess this is in the wrong topic but Bitsa reminded me about it. LOL

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We haven't traced the family genealogy on Mrs. Valovers' side, but she is almost certainly part Mohawk, although perhaps it could be Cree. Her ancestors were French, and lived in Quebec and Ontario before crossing the St. Lawrence River into New York state.

And almost EVERY family with French-Canadian background has some Mohawk or Cree genes. Those French fur traders were a horny bunch of men!

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My ancestry is 1/4 Seneca, 1/4 Mohawk, 1/4 Scots (specifically a Gaelic tribe) and 1/4 English. Good thing I have that 1/4 English to tone down my otherwise warrior nature!

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M, maybe we're distantly related and got that gene from a distant ancestor. And J can win any tie the cherry stem in your mouth contest. One of the things I just love about the man ;-)

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Well not really although really strong mouth muscles are necessary and you can't have a low gag threshhold. Amazing how these skills are so transferable!

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Hey Bitsa, you're the one who said you were in a Beevis and Butthead frame of mind today! Okay, something else surprising about me: I can fold my tongue over backwards without holding it with my teeth.

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You men keep going, one of us women will end up saying something about projectile vomit

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