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TOPIC: Naked_Intruder,_Pooped_And_Masturbated_In_Tony_Lands'_Florida_Home
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In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.

The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.

When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.

At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.

Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."

Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.

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I never said it was. Why so defensive?

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"There was a naked man that stood on the front bumper of a mass transit bus in Philadelphia the other day. From the footage on the news, it looked like the guy was humping the windshield while masturbating."

Attention whore, obviously. Did he breathe fire too?

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Remove the space between the C and O. And between the H and TML

huffingtonpost.c om/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.h tml?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

My routine is: Front page news which I tend to get from AP. Then onto international news (Middle East and Eastern Europe mostly) which I get from Reuters Huffington Post, Haaretz and Maariv (sometimes Jerusalem post). From there it's whatever, depending on my time constraint for the day.

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I must not know where to find the interesting news in the am. I'm a Financial news (CNBC) and NPR fan. So, I miss the fun stuff.

Morning to you, too.

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Call the Sheriff and tell him, I just copied and pasted the weird news ;).

Morning.

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I'm not buying it Sed. It sounds too much like a MFM gone bad. Kinky couple goes to state fair with the intention of finding a freaky carnie to take home and get more than what they bargained for when said carnie forgets to take his meds.

If they check their cell phone records I'll bet the truth will come out.

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There are some majorly fucked up people out there.

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Florida, the state the keeps giving...

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In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.

The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.

When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.

At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.

Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."

Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.

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