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Yes, I remember that! I went to the Mars Bar... great food but very little atmosphere. :^/

The first thread I started was short lived... Bar Borygmi (proudly serving dyspepsia products... BUUURRRRAAAAPPPP)

I think it's time to step up to the plate and lay our cards on the table, but unfortunately some people are one card short of the whole enchilada!

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HAHAHAHA! With the amount of time I spend on these Fora, I'm surprised I missed all the bar postings. Thanks for sharing, Fun.

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"my sediments exactly"

I remember this from a few months ago, but it requires some background explanation. When the authorities shut down one of the virtual bars here for a "code violation," an impromptu rash of new bars (probably about 50) opened in the space of an hour. All of them had interesting names and features. 

From memory, here are just a few of them: Bar Mitzvah (kosher) Bar Nun (Catholic) Trapeeze Bar (swinging allowed) Barco Lounge (I opened this one) Mars Bar (out of this world) Erica's Bar Stool (no shit) BarF (watch your step) Fu Bar Bar Fly (bring a wingman) Re Bar (some assembly required)

One killjoy complained about this flurry of new bars, to which another forumer replied "my sediments exactly." They were promptly referred to the Sand Bar, newly opened especially for them. Sediments. Sand Bar. Get it? Oh WTH. 

Alas, none of these fine establishments survived the afternoon. 

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Yes, I'm starting to see the light at the end of the rainbow.

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How about-

That's the squaw that stroked the camel's back.

But "sack" works too.

Brooklyn Park MN
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Now we're rolling.

Don't stick your nose into someone else's grindstone.

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Does being horny and grabbing you by the balls count?

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Any more?

Will anyone else take the ball by the horns and run with it?

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I consistently try to combine the phrase "That dog won't hunt" with "I have no horse in that race."

It never comes out right so I just changed it to the less lyrical "I have no mammal in that sporting event."

Only J knows what I mean but that's true about a quarter of the time anyway....

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Well, you buttered your bread... now you have to sleep on it.

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