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How did I miss this???? Typical of me; A dollar late and a day short !

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That's funny, Fun!

I'm starting to be able to read you like an open can of worms... or like the back of my book.

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A college football coach was telling me about one of his "verbally challenged" players who often took himself out of practices and games due to minor injuries. When the trainer asked him why he couldn't play through a muscle spasm in his back, the player said "I don't wanna end up one of them parapathetics." The coach showed little sympity for him.

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Until you guys help rebuild that list of good ones that we had in the previous thread, you're stuck with another Yogi Berra-ism:

"I made a wrong mistake."

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How have we gone two whole days without a single Yogi Berra quote in here? Here's one:

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

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I just looked it up, J ~~ it's real. Safe as houses, meaning very safe...can't fail.

I learn things all the time here and then I have to lie as to where I found out about it :(

You're lying through your nose.

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I'm not sure jandsc... but my old gramma used to say, "snug as a bug in the carpet of the safe house."

...but if worse comes to shove, just remember that ignorance is golden. :^/

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Serious question, punsters: Is "safe as houses" a real idiom or one my granny made up?

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"shake a schtick" Funny!

I thought all that was hilarious, but to get back to those pubs, we'd need to rewind the calendar.

I was thinking... could we start them up again? Probably not until frozen pigs fly in Hell.

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Well, now that's the other side of the pendulum.

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