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Short answer: lots. They are threatening to change my user name to Trouble_Ahoy.

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I find it very amusing to subvert ridiculous rules like that, Fun. I wonder what other "trouble" can be gotten into!

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Lol @ Leeza on the lack of atmosphere in the Mars Bar. I never even got to see yours.

Scandle, it was one of those you had to be there things. Someone opened a couple of them, then half a dozen or so peeps started opening them faster than you could shake a schtick. But within an hour or so, they were gone like a fart in the wind.

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Yes, I remember that! I went to the Mars Bar... great food but very little atmosphere. :^/

The first thread I started was short lived... Bar Borygmi (proudly serving dyspepsia products... BUUURRRRAAAAPPPP)

I think it's time to step up to the plate and lay our cards on the table, but unfortunately some people are one card short of the whole enchilada!

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HAHAHAHA! With the amount of time I spend on these Fora, I'm surprised I missed all the bar postings. Thanks for sharing, Fun.

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"my sediments exactly"

I remember this from a few months ago, but it requires some background explanation. When the authorities shut down one of the virtual bars here for a "code violation," an impromptu rash of new bars (probably about 50) opened in the space of an hour. All of them had interesting names and features. 

From memory, here are just a few of them: Bar Mitzvah (kosher) Bar Nun (Catholic) Trapeeze Bar (swinging allowed) Barco Lounge (I opened this one) Mars Bar (out of this world) Erica's Bar Stool (no shit) BarF (watch your step) Fu Bar Bar Fly (bring a wingman) Re Bar (some assembly required)

One killjoy complained about this flurry of new bars, to which another forumer replied "my sediments exactly." They were promptly referred to the Sand Bar, newly opened especially for them. Sediments. Sand Bar. Get it? Oh WTH. 

Alas, none of these fine establishments survived the afternoon. 

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Yes, I'm starting to see the light at the end of the rainbow.

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How about-

That's the squaw that stroked the camel's back.

But "sack" works too.

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Now we're rolling.

Don't stick your nose into someone else's grindstone.

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Does being horny and grabbing you by the balls count?

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