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"emergancy personal"

A Craigslist ad posted when things get really desperate.

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A friend of mine once commented that someone thought Micronesia was a disease of some kind.

My reply was: "That's when you forget the little things". She thought it was the wittiest thing ever.

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"I'm not into search and rescue operations."

Comment by a funny chick about the horror of fucking any dood with a tiny flaccid penis obscured by his beer gut. Technically, not a mixed metaphor or idiom, but whatev.

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My memory of the pre-Madonna thing was sparked by a comment in another thread about how things were done centuries ago. You know, back in the mid-evil era.

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Our local newspaper recently reported that a new condo project in town was going to feature "Chip and Dale" style railings. This was all I could think of after I got done peeing my pants:

"You choose the railings" "Oh no you" "Oh no you" "Oh my no no no" "Oh, but I must insist" "Oh if you insist, how lovely"

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I always had a thing for Cyndi Lauper.

Madonna seems too snooty

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I thought Pre-Madonna was Cyndi Lauper?

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I knew a guy who referred to a self-centered woman as a pre-Madonna.

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YOu don't remember? What, you have anethesia?

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I read you loud and clear Gina. :)

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