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Hence the saying: "there is just no reasoning with that phallus"

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From a post in the political threads: "Phallacious reasoning"

When did any phallus have the capacity to reason?

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Aww, thank you Kat. :)

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Hey, it's nice to see Good back :)

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Does the pope shit in the woods?

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You know what they say, people in glass houses sink ships.

A penny saved's worth 2 in the bush, inn'it?

And don't cross the road, if you can't get out of the kitchen.

The title to this thread just instantly put that bar scene from Boondock Saints into my head. Reading it, I could almost here Rocco say "Hey Doc, I gotta buy you like a book of proverbs or something. This mix'n'match shit's got to go." :)

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My 10yr old son saw a box of Rice-a-Roni on the shelf and said , "Isn't that the Chicago snack?" No kiddo, that would be the San Francisco Treat. lol

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Nic is full of mallardy.

**ducks**

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"Cumcrastination. Putting off your orgasm for as long as possible."

So a few weeks ago I had a couple over to spend the day and as the wife and I started playing, I was ready to pop and I knew she wouldn't be happy waiting for me to recover. Soooo....my method of cumcrastination is to think of something totally off the wall so I started thinking about ducks. But not just any ducks, I have a pair of mallards that come back every year and I started wondering if the early warm weather would bring them back earlier than normal. The distraction worked and I was able to postpone the orgasm but the funniest part is, when we went downstairs for a break, the ducks were in my backyard next to my pool! I CONJURED the ducks to my house!

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Cumcrastination. Putting off your orgasm for as long as possible.

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