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"Booty rest"

A cross between the beauty-rest term for sleep and the period of time necessary to recharge the batteries between booty calls.

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Forumnication....a cheap meaningless affair conducted strictly in the forums

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I was conducting a HAZOP some years ago (and that's not the malapropism...!), when one of the team members said to me very earnestly, Wow, now you're really opening a worm a cans....

OMG, the whole team was rolling on the floor with laughter forever after that one, and it was used to break the tension/tedium/boredom of those particular HAZOP sessions for weeks after.

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Denial and Error "Ricky: I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope. " from the Trailer Park Boys

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Many people say "I can care less" well than frankly I wish you would . I'm not an English major and I couldn't care less but do find it amusing.

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"emergancy personal"

A Craigslist ad posted when things get really desperate.

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A friend of mine once commented that someone thought Micronesia was a disease of some kind.

My reply was: "That's when you forget the little things". She thought it was the wittiest thing ever.

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"I'm not into search and rescue operations."

Comment by a funny chick about the horror of fucking any dood with a tiny flaccid penis obscured by his beer gut. Technically, not a mixed metaphor or idiom, but whatev.

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My memory of the pre-Madonna thing was sparked by a comment in another thread about how things were done centuries ago. You know, back in the mid-evil era.

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Our local newspaper recently reported that a new condo project in town was going to feature "Chip and Dale" style railings. This was all I could think of after I got done peeing my pants:

"You choose the railings" "Oh no you" "Oh no you" "Oh my no no no" "Oh, but I must insist" "Oh if you insist, how lovely"

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