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TOPIC: Mixed_Metaphors_and_Idiotic_Idioms
Created by: Fun_Ahoy
Original Starting post for this thread:
By popular request across the board, let's try this again. Share whatever malaprop or interesting word you have heard. The best ones are those you heard from someone else off site. If you must share one you've read here, please don't attribute it by name. 

Let's start by rebuilding the list of the better ones from my previous attempt at this. 

I'm not going to re-type the story behind this one, other than to say it supposedly was spoken by a judge chastising a persistent attorney: "Counsel, you're barking up a dead horse."

Someone else contributed something about "Finding a diamond in a haystack." 

Ready, set, geaux. 

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I put Winchester Sauce in my Bloody Mary.

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I can't go back because I've been ostrich sized.

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Good enough to say twice!

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Good one, HFT!

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Six of one, half a dozen of another

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@Uriah lol!!!

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what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I know, not a metaphor.....but wishful thinking.

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...and I don't eat meat 'cause I'm a veterinarian.

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Half of one, six dozen of the other.

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I'm getting all sentimental seeing Leeza's posts. So many good laughs from that guy.

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