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My favorite way of "acting like a man" is to take a woman and have her "act like a woman" with me.

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Windermere FL
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I dont follow professional sports (aside from MMA) nor do i have any interest in cars. although i have been hunting, i dont enjoy it. i would rather go shopping for new outfits for the wife than to go off for scotch with the boys. and im as likely to put in an Adele CD as i am a Slayer CD. that said, im STILL an Alpha Male. i like to think that two deployments, years in the construction trade, and more than a little ring experience covers me on the other "manly pursuits"

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I haven't been made bent out of shape by most anything anyone has said on these fourms. You see, there is a little red box or circle with a white or gray x in it... It closes the window. If I become upset, I click it and go kill some people in a short murder story... Or on a game.

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"I sometimes seperate my wash into colored and whites."

Hmmm this sounds like segregation to me. ;)

Don't get bent out of shape about that, Robert.... it was just me having a giggle at you stating something that I'm pretty sure everyone does.

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I get into arguments with lesser evolved specimens of the human race.

I sometimes seperate my wash into colored and whites... Then add bleach to the whites. (note to men, gray isn't white with less black and for clothing, black and gray are two different colors)

I get terry eyed when hearing a select few songs which cause images of extreme emotional distress to come to mind... I think the total number of these songs is around 4-5 total.

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I enjoy, nay, flat out fucking LOVE musical theater and can sing along to at least one song from every show on Broadway right now and from the last 50+ years.

And probably most un-guy like of all, I get almost no enjoyment at all from watching sports on television and never have. I seriously had to look up who was playing against the team of the guy featured in the film "The Blind side".

Long Beach CA
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Or our rightful place as arrogant pigs?

As Paula often says "Men are pigs!"

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Culpeper VA
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...but we don't.

Almost without fail, when I mock someone, I mock them because I can't understand why anyone with a set of testicles would ever even consider doing whatever it is that they are doing. Being senimental about shit. Putting fruit in beer. Reality television. Recycling. Dieting. This is all sissy nonsense concocted to rob us of our rightful place as grunting, smashing, unemotional rulers of the Earth.

Sadly, we don't always do as nature intended. Sometimes we dudes act without consulting our nutsack. Everyone does it. So fess up. What un-manly shit do you do?

I'll go first:

1. I recently washed and ironed some sort of protective doily thing that lays on top of Miss Cpl's dresser to prevent scratches to the surface. What's worse is that I did this independently and of my own free will because I felt it needed to be done, not because Miss Cpl asked me to. She was completely unaware of my actions at the time. I also dusted all of the bedroom furniture.

2. I just used the word "doily" in a sentence. Fuck, I did it again.

3. I know every word to 'Dancing Queen' by Abba and lip sync it whenever I hear it.

Time's yours. Spill your guts, Nancy boys.

T

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