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TOPIC: Men Should Act Like Men
Created by: cplofunswingers
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...but we don't.

Almost without fail, when I mock someone, I mock them because I can't understand why anyone with a set of testicles would ever even consider doing whatever it is that they are doing. Being senimental about shit. Putting fruit in beer. Reality television. Recycling. Dieting. This is all sissy nonsense concocted to rob us of our rightful place as grunting, smashing, unemotional rulers of the Earth.

Sadly, we don't always do as nature intended. Sometimes we dudes act without consulting our nutsack. Everyone does it. So fess up. What un-manly shit do you do?

I'll go first:

1. I recently washed and ironed some sort of protective doily thing that lays on top of Miss Cpl's dresser to prevent scratches to the surface. What's worse is that I did this independently and of my own free will because I felt it needed to be done, not because Miss Cpl asked me to. She was completely unaware of my actions at the time. I also dusted all of the bedroom furniture.

2. I just used the word "doily" in a sentence. Fuck, I did it again.

3. I know every word to 'Dancing Queen' by Abba and lip sync it whenever I hear it.

Time's yours. Spill your guts, Nancy boys.

T

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Good point, Holly!

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If " yoga" was his new code word he would have said 2-3 times a day. ;-)

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Is 'yoga' the new code word, Nic?

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I confess...I do yoga 2-3 times a week....but at least I am not wearing pink tights when practicing!

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Mr. Cpl, as long as you're not the one looking at the ceiling during sex telling her, "beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige", you're still plenty manly enough.

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While out with Miss Cpl the other day, I suggested we fill some empty wall space with a couple of new wall sconces. Her immediate response was that this was unmanly and I needed to come clean. Well played, babe.

T

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Any time is good with the right combo of people and opportunity. " Good morning" sex tends to be my fave for some reason.

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So, what are you saying Sed? One in the afternoon?

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**Sed, I'll admit to reading every word, but sometimes not understanding what you've written;-)**

Really? I can be that confusing, eh?. Unless of course, you're referring to my expertise at butchering the English language. I'm an absolute expert in this arena.

**Boxer-briefs for me. Don't really know where they are right now. Seems I've started my weekend early. At this rate, I'll be enjoying the blue-hair special two-for-one by 5:30 and be (back) in bed by 8.**

I'm one of those who firmly believes in early to bed, next day, a clear head! It doesn't have to be 2am for me to turn into a horny cunt. :)

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Sed, I'll admit to reading every word, but sometimes not understanding what you've written;-) Probably just his youth and inexperience.

Boxer-briefs for me. Don't really know where they are right now. Seems I've started my weekend early. At this rate, I'll be enjoying the blue-hair special two-for-one by 5:30 and be (back) in bed by 8.

When I posted in the Senior Swinger thread about doing my best work before midnight, I wasn't kidding!

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