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That's beyond the definition of "chubby"....

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"Other than getting kicked in the nuts, nothing is more painful than an accidental vaginal exit followed by a full thrust attempted reentry that misses either port. That fucker isn't meant to bend while engorged. "

Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets REALLY nervous when a girl is riding and is coming off a little too far, making you afraid she'll come off and then bend you badly if you pop out.....

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It does happen and roses do not begin to atone.

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I swear it was in the heat of the moment, and really an accident as I have no issue with the real thing, so there is no need to trick me. I adjusted one way, he adjusted another at exactly the same time, and I saw stars for 5 minutes. It must be what you guys feel like getting kicked in the nuts. But it was an accident.

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I would have to be drunk off my ass to perform a "miscockulation".

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No, this was something down around her abdomen......

Was amusing... she was fun though.. she wasn't HUGE - just chubby....

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WTF? I have one night away from the joint and all hell? The thread is gone, but BF came up with this word last night and I laughed like crazy.

Miscockulation - when your partner's cock is happily pounding away in hole V, but without warning accidentally goes into hole A. Much screaming, crying and cursing follows.

And in my case a dozen roses!

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One time a chubby girl was riding me and somehow - the way our skin went together created some kind of air pocket and made this farting sound... she laughed but no matter how she adjusted herself it kept happening. So, we gave up on that position and moved on....

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C'mon, any more funny cunny folks out there? Tell us about it. What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you during sex? Did it spoil the moment, or make it better?

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I don't mind it when the Mrs. laughs; Pointing & laughing is just mean. :-(

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