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Well darn, I forgot to "press return" to make the lines follow form.

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Leeza,

We've missed far more than your verse,

But I can't say which would be worse:

To snort and to giggle, Or my clit in a wiggle,

Either way, I may need a nurse!

(Thanks for bringing this one back) Gina

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Fun's limerick made Mrs L snicker.

And giggling makes her cunny get slicker...

She'd like a trip to the bayou,

for an MFM screw...

with laughs and for us both to dick her!

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"I so wish I wasn't limerick challenged. This is one of my all time favorite threads."

You have no reason to dread. 

Writing verse to put in this thread. 

But if you loathe writing meter. 

Just take out my peter. 

And do other skills with your head. 

Belle Chasse LA
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My cabbie he smelled so bad.

Olfactory assaults from this cad.

Surely something must be dead

Thank god my stop's just ahead

Watery eyes make me look like I'm sad

New Orleans LA
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I so wish I wasn't limerick challenged. This is one of my all time favorite threads.

The side-splitting but, alas deleted, thread about a sex university was the best ever. Anyone recall that one?

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And how the hell did I miss Mr. Leeza's limerick??

BT

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I just went back and read the first 4-5 pages of these, and I'd forgotten that I wrote about half of the early ones. Clearly my creativity has since waned.

Since the forums have had formatting changes, what used to be set up as 5 lines now runs across as a continuous text thread, so it makes reading them a little more difficult. But it's still amusing to see.

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There was a particular thread

I wished to bring back from the dead

Between limericks

and chemistry tricks

Mrs. Cincy'd exhaust me in bed.

Windermere FL
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This thread couldn't have been any sweeter Swinger poets, both pussies and peters Til the powers that be Took one more giant wee And fucked up our limericky meter

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