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There's a guy who's most likely a troll...

who has a fantasy of being a cuckold.

His wife with three kids

comes home smelling like jizz

C'mon dood, I think it's getting a bit old.

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Her scent of cologne and latex is fragrant

and her disregard for his feelings is blatant.

He worries that his "hot wife"

will someday ruin his life

but he's probably single and living in his mother's basement.

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Wow! An ovation from the hot Ms. KJ...

such praise really brightens my day!

But instead of standing Os,

kneeling would be better, I suppose...

I'd like to coat her with salty DNA!

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The KJs, down in North Carolina...

I think if we met we'd have a good time-a!

We'd flirt, laugh and drink wine,

but the real bottom line...

is that I'd like to lick Ms. KJ's vagina!

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@ Leeza standing ovation FANTASTIC

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He found out that his wife is a swinger...

and says his life has been sent through the wringer.

She leaves the house scantily clad,

which makes him feel sad...

but we know it's just a make-believe humdinger.

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Whilst I have no proper indication

of the reasons for limerick dessication

my ideas run thin

no concept within

but I'll attempt some pontification.

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A poet? I have no such notion

Now magic? I may have a potion

Accept and adore

Take you on the floor

Together, we are poetry in motion

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A hot unicorn named _rabbit_

has a bod that you just want to grab it!

It looks like she met Nic...

(that guy does not miss a trick).

Some doods have all the luck, dagnabbit!!

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My Nic you're certainly a dear

I wish you could always be near

while your faults are few

I must say to you

your not much of a poet I fear

;^) Just kidding. You known I adore you

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The season was one for the ages

Took three QB's to silence the sages

But the Tide got rolled

The Ducks proved fool's gold

Winning is proving contagious

Success you see is a habit

A hutch if you will to inhabit

So I strive to be

The best possible me

The prize? My incomparable Rabbit

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Congratulations, Nic, on your Ohio State Buckeyes,

winning the football National Championship prize!

I didn't see the second half...

why? you might ask...

I was locked 'tween my wife's quivering thighs.

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