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you got me at "bless his heart"! {sigh}

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So ladies, tis time to stop fighting If Mr's eyes are always alighting He is watching that rack To avoid heart attack It beats the shit out of full-spectrum lighting

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Well, the groundhog screwed up his prediction... the "early spring" turned out to be fiction. Brrr, our yard's covered with snow... we need a trip to San Antonio, and warm up with some hot skin to skin friction!

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In swinging we have had success, But to you now I must really confess: I think it's great luck When we get to fuck The sexy people we meet on SLS.

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Kisses and hugs and a whole lot more, Gina and Dan

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Tomorrow my husband and I are spending time in Austin, so I wrote him this limerick:

In green, you might think I look pretty As we stroll through our Capital City. 'Twould be our good luck To come home and fuck; I've been ready since you played with my titty!

San Antonio TX
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A girl with a golden vajayjay... thinks that to party she should not have to pay. Such confidence results from a tough grandma's insults... and a twat that's USDA inspected grade A.

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I suck at rhymes, but after cloudcity's post....

There once was a woman from Carolina Who had the most beautiful vagina. I thought with a grin, I'd love to stick it in, and I'm not talking 'bout no bone china.

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Posted by "cloudcity"

There once was a young whore from Peru,

Who filled her vagina with glue,

She said with a grin,

"If they pay to get in, They will pay to get out of it too"

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What a sexy woman, Mrs sb311... I love the picture of her sunbathin'. I think it'd be cool to, right by the pool... get 'tween her hot legs and just dive in!!

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Scandle, that was quite a good rif. Come ski with me, I'll give you a lift. After the lesson maybe we'll share some sex'n. At that point I'll surely stay stiff.

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