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Comparisons Gina will draw while drinking her wine through a straw Admiring Ms Scandle Who's all we can handle While chortling a might guffaw

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The limerick winner is certainly Scandle Who, with rhymes, seems to have quite a handle. A sexy bard from Wisconsin Who posts discussions on sin, To you, we raise up our, er, candle!

(okay, Scandle, dish...do you write them all at once or do you have to think a bit?)

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Yep me too.

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My only half decent ones were about Scandle, Leeza, Peg and some Ohio friends. No offense to you or anyone else, but Scandle gets my vote for the consistently best ones.

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Agreed - you were a little slower at getting into it and added your best stuff later. Scandle and I ran through our best early.

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VA, actually I think my better stuff (such as it is) is the later stuff on this page. You and Scandle have been prolific throughout. I wish Mr. Cincy would contribute more; he's a genius. Here's one in response to your latest:

Alas, dimwit putzes abound Quite a few here we have around One Perfectly fine twit With sand in his clit Gets sore at the littlest sound. 

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I, too, scrolled through the thread, and it gave me quite a swelled head! A few hot ladies liked my prose, and suggested removing our clothes... and put to use my "swelling" in bed!

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I must say.. going back to the first several pages of this thread makes me bust a gut. Most of us ran through our best material in the first few days. Here was a favorite of mine:

There once was a cute little virgin who wanted to get such a purgin' but while going downtown the men made such a frown cause her bearded clam stunk like a sturgeon

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As Fun will so firmly expound on this forum thread merry go round the cause of this morass is simply a jackass with Cheeto dust all on the ground

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Some people have mastered the art Of false boasting "I am so smart." What they don't realize That with shit up to their eyes, When they open their mouth, they just fart. 

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