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So the Pixie likes to be under. 

As her pussy is spread for the plunder. 

A night in the bunk. 

Leaves a discernible funk. 

About which the kids only wonder. 

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There once was a troll from Ukiah. 

Who thinks he's some sort of messiah. 

On all topics, every day.

He has much shit to say. 

Would be nice if he just said bye-bye ya. 

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A clever fellow, he thinks with BOTH heads

But nearly broke my kiddo's bunkbed

This Scamp's quite the tramp

Panties stolen once damp

It's clear that this legend ain't dead

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Single on Valentine's Day

Might have been a cause for dismay

But some morning romance

From a young guy who can dance

Has me thinking in a more heartfelt way

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There once was a fellow named Nic. 

Who came to be called Frankendick. 

After developing a habit. 

For a hottie named Rabbit. 

"Scamp" is the latest name for that prick. 

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There is a fora couple known as Leeza

We've heard they have been to the Pisa

They make me glad I am single

Due to the way they make me tingle

Right now it would be helpful if my name were Theresa

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Nicely done!

Some verbalize using such rhymes

of course, in everyone chimes

some have made the call

that really they're all

manifestations of AkronFunTimes

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There's a guy who's most likely a troll...

who has a fantasy of being a cuckold.

His wife with three kids

comes home smelling like jizz

C'mon dood, I think it's getting a bit old.

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Her scent of cologne and latex is fragrant

and her disregard for his feelings is blatant.

He worries that his "hot wife"

will someday ruin his life

but he's probably single and living in his mother's basement.

Gibsonia PA
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Wow! An ovation from the hot Ms. KJ...

such praise really brightens my day!

But instead of standing Os,

kneeling would be better, I suppose...

I'd like to coat her with salty DNA!

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The KJs, down in North Carolina...

I think if we met we'd have a good time-a!

We'd flirt, laugh and drink wine,

but the real bottom line...

is that I'd like to lick Ms. KJ's vagina!

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@ Leeza standing ovation FANTASTIC

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