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G is the absolute king of limericks! Welcome back!
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Could a mirror possibly be...
a window to an alternate reality? A guy avoided collision due to psychic premonition... or was he tripping on LSD? Are some people from another dimension? Could there be a time travel invention? While some just blather with ridiculous chatter... M is causing my penis to lengthen. ;^) Is there life on another planet? If there's an SLS space ship, who'd man it? Group sex in another galaxy... If an alien squirts, is it pee? **groan** maybe it's about time I can it! |
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I'll bang my balls on your ass for a mile
Just to flip you over for a crack at that smile With each synchronized thrust I anticipate my cum on your bust Then we'll fuck likes it's going out of style |
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Mr.Leeza you are way too kind
It is your towel photo that blows my mind And your beautiful sexy bride Between her thighs, my hubby would like to slide But, more than anything, on your cock, I’d love to ride |
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The picture of M by the mirror,
makes me want to get near her to caress and squeeze, then part those panties... and with my cock proceed to spear her! Sed's pic... what a sexy reflection! (but she looks good from any direction) so while my thoughts digress now I must confess... her image gives me an erection! 8===D There's one guy who is ever so crass, who doubted it's her in the looking glass... doesn't know right becomes left and left becomes right... so please pardon me for not being polite... but he must be a fuckin' dumb-ass!!! |
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A Navy Him. Him, Him .. Fuck Him.
Read slowly for effect! I don't smoke no dope I don't Chew no rope I don't dance, prance, romance, fight, fart, fuck off, shoot the shit or drive a truck. I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane. Been around the world 3 time, been to 2 worlds fairs. I've even seen goats fucking in the marked place. But I ain't never seen no shit like this..... |
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BT wants Haley Barry on his jammies
I prefer her mouth under my panties She’s got such perfect lips Such lovely feminine hips And such a perky pair of boobies |
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Since our move to Gaza
We’ve not seen a plaza How am I to shop For my favorite prop A dong called Buzza |
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I'm packing up boxes...Just saying
Some folks think I'm really just playing A fine one I've filled Some things I have spilled Truth or lie, they'll not know what's displaying. |
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Since joining this site a short time ago,
I’ve had great fun stroking my libido. A “senior” I may be By years, but a lady Who does not believe that it’s time to go. |
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