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A forum thread about a girl with a big clitty,

to whom a swing playmate said something shitty...

asked if she was a dude,

which was really quite rude...

and that's why I penned this ditty.

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So what if her pink hooded nubby...

is just a little bit extra chubby??

some said her clitoris

is more of a treat for us...

with many offers to be her "fuck buddy."

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Mrs. Leeza has a sensitive clit

that needs gentle licking and hates when it's bit!!

Lots of foreplay

will take her breath away...

and then she'll cum lickety-split!!

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I'll admit to being a glutton...

when it comes to my wife's tasty love button!

And I'm a husband that's caring...

so I don't mind sharing...

if a guy or gal wants to "cut in."

Gibsonia PA
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Our changes have been geographic

If only I were telepathic

Since we've gone south

she's using her mouth

Even more when we're not stuck in traffic.

Windermere FL
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The angry man, much to his dismay...

said liberals turn and run away,

when they're "loosing" an argument...

he may just need a breath mint,

or they'd rather not hear an ass bray.

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A noble man brings his own skins

A supply not too wide, nor to thin

Nor too loose or tight

The fit should be right

To avoid a loss when he's IN.

BT

Aka the lesser half of The LogRide

New Orleans LA
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Glad you liked the verse, LT_LogRide...

we've enjoyed your forum posts, we'll confide.

If we get down to the bayou,

it'd be nice to meet you...

and (just in case) we'll bring condoms and Astroglide.

Gibsonia PA
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Oh, the creative juices are so not flowing this morning....so I have to simply say Thank RYou, Leeza forthe compliment, and the smile!! :)

Apollo PA
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This thread I'd long thought of as dead

Like a book that I've already read

But along comes a Leeza

Ever the pleaser

To remind it was all in my head

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What wonderful news for frnznluvers!!

It gave us a rush of warm fuzzy shudders.

And as everyone extends,

congrats to the frnz...

I must say Mrs frnz will be one of the hottest grandmothers!!

Gibsonia PA
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Bridge & Fun-- you have great imaginations.

And my wife enjoys your clever flirtations...

a trip to The Big Easy,

for a chance to get sleazy,

and she'll bring about many ejaculations!

Gibsonia PA
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In NOLA the hosts are amazing!

Their spirit, I've heard, burns a'blazing.

The joy and the laughter

Fuel the fire when you're after

A chance for a little hell raising.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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