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Rusty,or not Pulling the finger Caused the fart

It's not nice to us the word tart


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You might be just a tad rusty perhaps you've been a bit lusty perusing some pics of guys with hard dicks who find you particularly busty

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Please don't get me started On whom mighta just farted! How bad it can get When he's slinging such shit And, quite frankly, sounding retarded.

Ewww! I'm very rusty.

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The forums have been witty and fun Gangs of NY ,those days are done Favorite peeps, many and none The fora is at its peak with puns Maybe its time for me to run ;)~

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Nate, listen to Scandle. She is the consensus limerick champion in these parts.

Here is one of my weak attempts:

Some people have mastered the art Of false boasting "I am so smart." What they don't realize That with shit up to their eyes, When they open their mouth, they just fart. 

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Er, Nate, most of the limericks here are originals by the poster. I'm sure the one you posted is in here a few times already.

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There once was a man from Nantucket His dick was so long he could suck it As he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin If my ass were a cunt I would fuck it

Surprised someone didn't post this one already, lol

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Oh, no, it cannot be that he is getting older So it must be, on his head, the various type boulder, To cause Mr SA such pain That's he's had to complain That now he has limited use of his shoulder.

So, once your shoulder has had time to heal, I think your lovely ladies will gladly make this deal: That you should lie back on your bed, While tits surround your OTHER head And then it certainly won't be any pain that you feel.

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We sure miss our forum friend, Fun... whose charm and quick wit are never outdone. But if we make a fuss, or let his loss get to us... then it means that the terrorists have won!

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There are things some men will never understand. There are worse things in life than going home with your dick in your hand. To use any hole that will lighten your load is the mantra they shout so bold Forget about chemistry, don’t look for charm Do whatever it takes to save your own arm.

Mrs Sav

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