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My cabbie he smelled so bad.

Olfactory assaults from this cad.

Surely something must be dead

Thank god my stop's just ahead

Watery eyes make me look like I'm sad

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I so wish I wasn't limerick challenged. This is one of my all time favorite threads.

The side-splitting but, alas deleted, thread about a sex university was the best ever. Anyone recall that one?

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And how the hell did I miss Mr. Leeza's limerick??

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I just went back and read the first 4-5 pages of these, and I'd forgotten that I wrote about half of the early ones. Clearly my creativity has since waned.

Since the forums have had formatting changes, what used to be set up as 5 lines now runs across as a continuous text thread, so it makes reading them a little more difficult. But it's still amusing to see.

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There was a particular thread

I wished to bring back from the dead

Between limericks

and chemistry tricks

Mrs. Cincy'd exhaust me in bed.

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This thread couldn't have been any sweeter Swinger poets, both pussies and peters Til the powers that be Took one more giant wee And fucked up our limericky meter

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Burrrr, this freezing cold polar vortex... shrinkage could give me a complex! But after shoveling snow... Mrs L makes it grow... and warms me with steamy hot sex!

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While hugging and kissing On Blueberry Patch Pat offered me a quarter to feel my snatch I said keep your quarter, I do not steal As for my snatch, you're welcome to feel.

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....I thought it was the big five "oh's"

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My wife and Bridgetender, now past the big 5-0! Would a half-century threesome be apropos? Bridge and I could take turns, giving Mrs L for what she yearns... and making her moan, "OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!"

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