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I must say.. going back to the first several pages of this thread makes me bust a gut. Most of us ran through our best material in the first few days. Here was a favorite of mine:

There once was a cute little virgin who wanted to get such a purgin' but while going downtown the men made such a frown cause her bearded clam stunk like a sturgeon

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As Fun will so firmly expound on this forum thread merry go round the cause of this morass is simply a jackass with Cheeto dust all on the ground

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Some people have mastered the art Of false boasting "I am so smart." What they don't realize That with shit up to their eyes, When they open their mouth, they just fart. 

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"Prostitoots: hookers that fart while turning a trick." Thanks, Peg... I nearly laughed myself sick! And as I pondered a trollop's trumpet, or a flatulent strumpet... I kept thinking: "Hey... I smell a limerick."

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you got me at "bless his heart"! {sigh}

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There once was a troll Who claimed to know it all Angry, short, morbidly obese Cerebral midget & full of grease Bless his heart, poor butt hole

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So ladies, tis time to stop fighting If Mr's eyes are always alighting He is watching that rack To avoid heart attack It beats the shit out of full-spectrum lighting

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Well, the groundhog screwed up his prediction... the "early spring" turned out to be fiction. Brrr, our yard's covered with snow... we need a trip to San Antonio, and warm up with some hot skin to skin friction!

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In swinging we have had success, But to you now I must really confess: I think it's great luck When we get to fuck The sexy people we meet on SLS.

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Kisses and hugs and a whole lot more, Gina and Dan

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Tomorrow my husband and I are spending time in Austin, so I wrote him this limerick:

In green, you might think I look pretty As we stroll through our Capital City. 'Twould be our good luck To come home and fuck; I've been ready since you played with my titty!

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