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These spinners of words are quite funny

Verses hasten the flow of "girl honey"

Tongue twisters of the word

Grammer Nazis, I've heard.

Not a care - faces buried in cunny.

New Orleans LA
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Mrs L would like Mr Uriah's group...

with cocks that never seem to droop!

A trip to Tennessee...

with sexual OMG...

would be a most memorable shtup!

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We'd like to meet the Uriahs in Memphis.

And visit the ghost of "The King" Elvis!

Listening to the blues...

with my face in Shel's cooze...

tasting and fucking her pelvis!

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You've gotta see where Elvis lived and paid his dues

We'll share BBQ and listen to BB King sing the blues

Mrs. L can meet the boys of the MidSouth Gang

When Mr. L drops the towel, I'm sure to have a bang

While dancing naked to any song he'll choose.

Mrs. Uriah {Shelly's first limerick}

Memphis TN
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Mr. leeza,

A Bayou built for three

Is something I can't quite see

Send Ms. Leeza alone

I'll give her the BONE

Only THEN will we know if its pee!

BT

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We've got to get down to San Antone.

A great time, I'm sure, we'll be shown!

Mrs L can have her way

with Mr SA...

whilst I give Gina the bone!!

Gibsonia PA
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Well darn, I forgot to "press return" to make the lines follow form.

San Antonio TX
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Leeza,

We've missed far more than your verse,

But I can't say which would be worse:

To snort and to giggle, Or my clit in a wiggle,

Either way, I may need a nurse!

(Thanks for bringing this one back) Gina

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Fun's limerick made Mrs L snicker.

And giggling makes her cunny get slicker...

She'd like a trip to the bayou,

for an MFM screw...

with laughs and for us both to dick her!

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"I so wish I wasn't limerick challenged. This is one of my all time favorite threads."

You have no reason to dread. 

Writing verse to put in this thread. 

But if you loathe writing meter. 

Just take out my peter. 

And do other skills with your head. 

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