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What wonderful news for frnznluvers!!

It gave us a rush of warm fuzzy shudders.

And as everyone extends,

congrats to the frnz...

I must say Mrs frnz will be one of the hottest grandmothers!!

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Bridge & Fun-- you have great imaginations.

And my wife enjoys your clever flirtations...

a trip to The Big Easy,

for a chance to get sleazy,

and she'll bring about many ejaculations!

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In NOLA the hosts are amazing!

Their spirit, I've heard, burns a'blazing.

The joy and the laughter

Fuel the fire when you're after

A chance for a little hell raising.

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The gift of gab I never disdain

Words and thought rattle 'round in my brain

If the Leezas come south

A loss of words from my mouth

Lead to use of quite different a vein

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Rots o ruck keeping Fun at bay. 

If the Leezas ever do come this way. 

With a wee bit of luck. 

(And no Trojans left in the truck). 

I'm giving her a roll in the hay.  

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Swinging visitors, they came with a roar.

Slept over, had sex on my floor

A bunk bed built for two? Somehow, they made dew

Who could ask for anything more?

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As Fall chill is cooling the air,

More parties abound, I’m aware.

Themed by sports, back to schools.

Halloween, sexy rules!

Find a good one and then tell me where.

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Bridge's not attempting to pull her away

Not for a minute, an hour, or day.

The invitation's for two

When the threesome is through

Its Fun_Ahoy who's been kept at bay.

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Mr Bridge, I'm not sure what to say...

if she wants a "hall pass" it'd be OK.

But would she be into

solo play with your skin flute?

It's usually not our way.

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So Mr Bridgetender...

maybe someday I'll lend her.

So, my wife, we could ask

even if you're up to the task...

I'm sure a threesome would be her preferred "happy ender."

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These spinners of words are quite funny

Verses hasten the flow of "girl honey"

Tongue twisters of the word

Grammer Nazis, I've heard.

Not a care - faces buried in cunny.

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