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There once was a man from Wisconsin Who never let go of his Johnson. His friends would serve cheese Never hearing his pleas. Who knew that he’d actually want some?

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Nice job joining in, Fun.. although in the last line replacing "gun" with "pistol" would have prevented the double use of the word and make the syllables work out better ;)

While most of us say we don't care we know it's completely unfair that the hottest chicks are playing with dicks attached to a bazillionaire

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Geez, you guys are good.

There was a fellow called Fun Who when younger was good with his gun. But the older he got the worse was his shot. Now his gun is one shot and done.

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Now THAT made me laugh out loud!

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Hahah terrific Scandal!

There once was a man named McClass whose his wife had an enormous ass because of its action and trouble with traction he found himself deep in morass

(morass = "a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot" - I had to confirm...)

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A young squirter woman from Georgia, When playing so hard she’d ignore ya. As excitement increased The juice was released. Grab a towel now. It’s coming toward ya!

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Brilliant, Va!

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There was a busty chick named Emily who had some nice boobs which hung heavily while pushed in my face and all over the place I tried to hold on to them steadily

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There once was a man with no cash Who hoped to avoid a bad rash He threw down his rubber and turned to the chubber "ten bucks only gets me a flash?"

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You think being a chick is easy? We have all that hair to remove; all you guys have to do is get and maintain an erection. No fair!

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