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Now THAT made me laugh out loud!

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Hahah terrific Scandal!

There once was a man named McClass whose his wife had an enormous ass because of its action and trouble with traction he found himself deep in morass

(morass = "a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot" - I had to confirm...)

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A young squirter woman from Georgia, When playing so hard she’d ignore ya. As excitement increased The juice was released. Grab a towel now. It’s coming toward ya!

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Brilliant, Va!

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There was a busty chick named Emily who had some nice boobs which hung heavily while pushed in my face and all over the place I tried to hold on to them steadily

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There once was a man with no cash Who hoped to avoid a bad rash He threw down his rubber and turned to the chubber "ten bucks only gets me a flash?"

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You think being a chick is easy? We have all that hair to remove; all you guys have to do is get and maintain an erection. No fair!

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Quite possibly :)

Since I'm a chemist/geek by education, I'll do this lame one

A mosquito cried out in pain "A chemist has poisoned my brain!" The cause of his sorrow was paradichloro diphenyltrichloroethane.

(that's DDT btw...)

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nipples to pluck, perhaps?

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While I prefer a vagina to fuck I also like nipples to suck after humping and groaning and screeching and moaning please finish me off with a suck

I dunno.. maybe I'm running out of ideas....

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