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You think being a chick is easy? We have all that hair to remove; all you guys have to do is get and maintain an erection. No fair!

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Quite possibly :)

Since I'm a chemist/geek by education, I'll do this lame one

A mosquito cried out in pain "A chemist has poisoned my brain!" The cause of his sorrow was paradichloro diphenyltrichloroethane.

(that's DDT btw...)

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nipples to pluck, perhaps?

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While I prefer a vagina to fuck I also like nipples to suck after humping and groaning and screeching and moaning please finish me off with a suck

I dunno.. maybe I'm running out of ideas....

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The sexies, betwixt and befuddled, Wondered why many threads were all muddled. When Wayne cut the words That were meant to be heard, No one seemed like they wanted to cuddle.

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There once was man named Wayne Who everyone thought was a pain If he keeps on deleting He’s gonna get a beating And lose what little is left of his brain

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I almost felt sorry for that guy That posted so many a sad tale No surprise I would bale When I found they were all a lie

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Peg, I know what it feels like, I grow very hot Italian peppers in my garden, word of warning, never touch yourself when going to the bathroom after cutting up peppers all day, took two days to feel better :(

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I was cleaning the house in the nude, The neighbour girl said I was rude, For not closing the drapes, While I scoured and scraped, It made her quite ill.... so she sued.

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I once met a desperate chick who so badly wanted some dick that while searching for cock she tripped on a rock and was happy to fall on a stick

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