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knashing? Do you mean gnashing?

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You could try

Threesome: Free cum please some sneeze some pleas some

Fellatio: use a word with the same end sound but make a phrase with the same number of syllables (4), like good ratio, clock radio OR create words, like play-de-o

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The forums are indeed still Perhaps we've all had our fill Of the constant bashing And childish teeth-knashing To ignore we all have free will

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OK you talented poets- I'd like to write a sexy Valentine's Day poem to my sweetie- you know, to express how much I care about her. I'm stuck...

What rhymes with "threesome" and "fellatio"?

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The posters today are so quiet, I wonder if they’re on a diet Of bantering words. As Wayne does infer If you’re nasty, then he will run riot.

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With my reflection, each day I start “I’m beautiful, I’m strong, and so smart” But the mirror can’t hide What’s truly inside Is a lonely and scared broken heart.

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I never even noticed this was a limerick. I didn't write it. I think it was Andrew Dice Clay. I might not have it right.

Hickory dickory dock This chick was sucking my cock the clock struck two I shot my goo and dropped her off down the block.

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VA, this thread isn't a waste of time. It's, it's CREATIVE! and UPLIFTING! and CHALLENGING! and has nothing to do with the work that has to be done.......... All right, I guess it IS a waste of time, but I'm still having fun and enjoying everyone's contributions. ;^)

There once was a girl from down south Who put everything in her mouth When she knocked out some teeth Chewing on an old wreath Her libido was never arouthed.

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When so many threads do derail It frustrates, knowing they’ll fail By not being civil Sometimes it’s such drivel No wonder the newbies then bail.

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Someone did issue a call For rhymes that would make us all lol. VA did his part. He's a damn funny fart. But at work, he's dropping the ball.

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