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VA, this thread isn't a waste of time. It's, it's CREATIVE! and UPLIFTING! and CHALLENGING! and has nothing to do with the work that has to be done.......... All right, I guess it IS a waste of time, but I'm still having fun and enjoying everyone's contributions. ;^)

There once was a girl from down south Who put everything in her mouth When she knocked out some teeth Chewing on an old wreath Her libido was never arouthed.

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When so many threads do derail It frustrates, knowing they’ll fail By not being civil Sometimes it’s such drivel No wonder the newbies then bail.

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Someone did issue a call For rhymes that would make us all lol. VA did his part. He's a damn funny fart. But at work, he's dropping the ball.

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Well, when discussing politics I try not to distract too much from the argument, and humor tends to do that. The best opportunities for humor in politics are generally insults, which I'd prefer not to do (although I got a lot of feedback on my "Council of Shroomheads" commentary in the OWS thread).

While having a penchant for rhyme and avoiding the throwing of slime this limericks thread as I've often said is wasting a whole lot of time

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Why, thank you, Fun! I guess since the Open Forum has such an enormous variety of threads, it's easier and faster to jump in here after reading something that's completely different.

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You guys are terrific. Do you realize that a limerick thread over in Jokes and Funnies has been going on for many years, and has only a fraction of the number y'all have composed here in a few days? We have some pretty damn witty and talented people in here. Scandle, you're great. VA, where was this sense of humor when I first visited the political threads? My compliments to you all, and my thanks to Joan for starting this thread.

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A coven of lots of good witches easily shed all the men of their britches With their magic touch it was almost too much As the cocks endured outrageous twitches.

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Clothes shed not caring for fashion Look! Its the lovely Ms. Passion She kicked off her sandle Behind her was Scandle! Welcome now join in the gashin'

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As if you have any other "way"

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A foursome for us what say? With Cinci, Fun and Peghey We'll flirt and we'll tease Put the girls on their knees Get undressed and go all the way!

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