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(I am wasting WAY too much time with this!)

A sous chef of some high regard Considered the best use of lard. His little weenie Couldn’t beat a zucchini Not the size, nor even as hard.

His wife loved the toys in her home, Such a generous guy was Gerome. But the veggies were best He brought at her behest. Though it fed her sex-vegan syndrome.

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There once was a woman named M Whose ass was as nice as a gem While craving a cock as hard as a rock She accepted a substandard stem

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Thanks for creating this thread and rendering my workday useless guys.

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There once was a girl, Mrs Blunt Who likes lots of dicks in her cunt one evening while trying five penises, crying her husband exclaimed "what a stunt!"

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Someone's probably copying all of these right now

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va - you should publish.

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There once was a woman, Ms Jones who liked to try different bones while getting gang banged from the ceiling she hanged and they finished all over her cones

(I know "cones" is infantile, but it worked...)

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While tearing Jill's ass up one night Poor Jack had a serious fright climbing o'er the fence he saw evidence which explained why it wasn't so tight

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Actually, I like three rhyming words in the last sentence, as long as the last one doesn't repeat the rhyming words in the first two lines. Maybe shotgun would have been better. But I'll never be as good at this as you are VA; you da champ here, hands down.

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The neighbor chick across the street has an ass that totally neat walking from her car I see from afar from just about one hundred feet

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