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Shared an apple with Ms. Maritimer Pulled her pants down and laid low beside her I ate her. She squirted. That's when I blurted, "You make the best warm pussy cider."

"That's gross," some might say with a hush. But that judgment would be a bit rushed. 'Cause as she came in great fits, She served perfect sips. No nasty piss streams were gushed.

Is love something that one can taste? If so, I thank God for my fate. 'Cause Ms. M produces The earth's sweetest juices. So I drink up and toast, "ain't life great!"

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A Sexican hottie named 'Chelle Was not quite a quiet southern belle She might lick your balls If there are no nearby malls But she's always as funny as Hell.

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you snot! ;-)

We actually have a file we titled "Boobs Across America" with an embarrassing number of pictures of me lifting my shirt for the camera and the thrill.

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You were hiking alone. Did your hubby tell you to flash via text message?

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While hiking alone in the desert, The sensual me on alert: Showing my breasts At hubby’s requests, My nipples get ever so pert.

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By embracing the art of seduction, Her waistline enjoyed a reduction! This exercise plan And an extra man Helped accomplish the fat cell destruction.

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I heard a song last night I didn't know, The station's a POS and doesn't log though. It was metal and hard, while I was driving my car, And I'm angry as hell at the radio!

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I was checking our SLS mailbox four guys wrote, bragging of big cocks no pics in their profile so I think that I'll tell them to whack off their own rocks!

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While voraciously licking her bum and enjoying making her cum her frustration doubles while he's blowing bubbles and she's screaming "spit out your gum!"

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Oooh oooh! Front row seat to the "Limerick Off" Hot! ;-)

"Swingers Do It Better" :-)

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