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It isn’t so hard for beginners To select a few words that are winners Determine your theme Be it mild or extreme You’ll amuse all us SLS sinners!

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I swung with Obamas, how bout that. Michelle's rear was quite firm, not too fat. She blew me okay. But at the end of the day. I'd much rather have played with our Kat.

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I swapped with Newt and Clarissa. Separate rooms, boy did he miss her. He ran down the hall. And started to ball. You can fuck her, but please do not kiss her.

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Mr. Leeza spins rhymes that are tops. V-A's creativity never stops. Though it's a chore. I'll encourage more. It beats them busting my chops.

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A couple with very polite decorum wrote us to suggest an FMFM he has a hot wife... and, oh my God, a secret life It's Rick and Karen Santorum

BTW, just kidding...

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While pounding away on a noob and wanting to enter her tube she got all dry and started to cry "For GOD's sake get me some lube!!"

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A certain hot gal I was craving. Went to see her, was soon misbehaving. Face to pussy attached, but soon I was scratched Too much rubble, not enough shaving.

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LOL@Mr. Leeza!

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Sex with my wife's always great ...when she's gone, I'll admit, I masturbate maybe it's funny that I save lots of money... I don't need to buy a shake weight!

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The MILF felt so flirty But was misunderstood as too nerdy. The pictures she posted From parties she hosted Showed all that her bare skin was purty.

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