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There once was a cute little virgin who wanted to get such a purgin' but while going downtown the men made such a frown cause her bearded clam stunk like a sturgeon

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Um, could you pretend to rent one so the rhyme works?

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Not bad, VA! These are addicting, aren't they?

Now this site has many fine ladies Whose passion would burn you in Hades. They know what to do. Play along now, won’t you? And they’ll fuck you while in their Mercedes.

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Damn Scandle, you're good.

There once was a man from Andover Whose wife refused to bend over while believing her pussy should not be so fussy he still wished to have a once-over

Yeah a little weak....

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Okay, VA, here's two for you!

The poet from Virginia was happy, Though his poetry sometimes was sappy. His friends would contribute Writing lines for his tribute. Lo, none of them were quite as snappy.

The poet from Virginia is hunky, His musculature’s not looking chunky. After playing with friends His lovemaking transcends And his partners leave feeling quite spunky!

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Yeah, I suppose he sometimes grabs them while he's standing...

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I'm presuming the "support" would be on the floor.....

I'd happily assume this role,however.....

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"There was a busty chick named Emily who had some nice boobs which hung heavily while pushed in my face and all over the place I tried to hold on to them steadily "

Hey now, I have good support!

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There once was a woman named Scandle who tended to fly off the handle while composing rhyme at least some of the time she exposes her backside to vandals

;)

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(I am wasting WAY too much time with this!)

A sous chef of some high regard Considered the best use of lard. His little weenie Couldn’t beat a zucchini Not the size, nor even as hard.

His wife loved the toys in her home, Such a generous guy was Gerome. But the veggies were best He brought at her behest. Though it fed her sex-vegan syndrome.

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