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Peg, a beauty from Jersey she's also smart, creative and worldly I can't wait for my chance for our Mustang Sally dance... and I'll likely be sent topsy-turvy!

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How about.... she flipped and she flopped And when finally stopped I was facing a quadruple lipper!

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I wouldn't mind a quadruple lipper.

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I do not know va; I see quadruple lipper somehow being worked into the last line!

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While gazing up at a stripper who was quite an accomplished back-flipper I was quite astonished but still was admonished for being such a bad tipper

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There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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Inspired by a post Sunday night by ShelikesGurls:

Long ago seeing men strip was racy Spending singles I had to be pace-y. Now that men drop their drawers And then say, “How about yours?” Strip joints are medio-cracy.

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An elegant woman named Katie Got drunk in a lounge that was shady. She stripped on the bar Then went out to my car And behaved quite unlike a lady.

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There once was a guy from Belle Chasse Who looked up and down for a lassie. Known by all to be Fun He approached a hot one, Using all that he knew to be classy.

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One of my favorite movies of all time is the beautifully-made Australian film Breaker Morant. Lieutenant Morant is literally a warrior-poet during the Boer War. As he is reading one of his sonnets one night, the roguish Sergeant Hancock gets into the act by contributing this limerick:

There was a young girl from Australia Who tattooed her arse with a dahlia. The tattoo was fine And the colour divine But the smell, on the hole, was a failure.

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