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Ode to the Bat Shit Crazy

Most often it's single females

Though sometimes the married tell tales

If you're nuts, I do say...

I'll be on my way

When your crazy is tipping the scales

New Orleans LA
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Now that's some funny shit right there. LOL.

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Moving, apparently.

tbr called him "the anti-Robert" once.

Windermere FL
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I thought that guy and lived in Vegas?

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I think it's time for me to re-post one of my limericks from the past:

There once was a troll from Ukiah.

Who thinks he's some sort of messiah.

On many topics, each day.

He just makes up shit to say.

Would be nice if he just said bye-bye ya.

D Lo MS
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This requested poem is coming

To you cause a friend who was bumming

With me in the Quarter.

A known thread supporter

Enjoyed all the blues guitar strumming.

Now Rabbit and Scamp are the best hosts.

From pick up to drop off with no boasts.

So sexy and cool

You would be a fool

To not meet with them for some toasts.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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The poetry composed by Rabbit

Is sensual, as is her habit.

May she find it's a cure

For Peg's leaning... and lure

Her to the bi-side, dang nabbit!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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For BT,,,,,This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Thornton CO
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Ode to Lexophilia

He continues to post in "his" thread

Though others have sworn it was dead.

There's no one else there

But He doesn't care

There's something quite wrong with his head.

New Orleans LA
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The Leezas are heading on holiday

I hope they enjoy their stay

We will miss them again

Waiting with electronic pens

Till they return hopefuly long before May

Tampa FL
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