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Agreed - you were a little slower at getting into it and added your best stuff later. Scandle and I ran through our best early.
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VA, actually I think my better stuff (such as it is) is the later stuff on this page. You and Scandle have been prolific throughout. I wish Mr. Cincy would contribute more; he's a genius. Here's one in response to your latest:
Alas, dimwit putzes abound Quite a few here we have around One Perfectly fine twit With sand in his clit Gets sore at the littlest sound. |
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I, too, scrolled through the thread,
and it gave me quite a swelled head! A few hot ladies liked my prose, and suggested removing our clothes... and put to use my "swelling" in bed! |
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I must say.. going back to the first several pages of this thread makes me bust a gut. Most of us ran through our best material in the first few days. Here was a favorite of mine:
There once was a cute little virgin who wanted to get such a purgin' but while going downtown the men made such a frown cause her bearded clam stunk like a sturgeon |
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As Fun will so firmly expound
on this forum thread merry go round the cause of this morass is simply a jackass with Cheeto dust all on the ground |
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Some people have mastered the art
Of false boasting "I am so smart." What they don't realize That with shit up to their eyes, When they open their mouth, they just fart. |
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"Prostitoots: hookers that fart while turning a trick."
Thanks, Peg... I nearly laughed myself sick! And as I pondered a trollop's trumpet, or a flatulent strumpet... I kept thinking: "Hey... I smell a limerick." |
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you got me at "bless his heart"! {sigh}
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There once was a troll
Who claimed to know it all Angry, short, morbidly obese Cerebral midget & full of grease Bless his heart, poor butt hole |
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So ladies, tis time to stop fighting
If Mr's eyes are always alighting He is watching that rack To avoid heart attack It beats the shit out of full-spectrum lighting |
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