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There are those who come her for fun Other just play hit and run Me, I'm a flirt Love chasing the skirt Petty bickering? No thanks I'm done

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While throu the forums I crused when pacionseakers post came to view I tried and tried to use all my wits to find a way to compliment her tits

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I took a break from the fora, could take no more paranoia. Though some time has passed, there's been a relapse, of the few who think they are lawyers.

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Some limericks are best left alone they reflect on the one who bestowed. It's one thing to joke, But sometimes the choke, Is so ugly it looks like a growth!

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Yutz goes back much further than the Simpsons.

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A frizzy haired balding old dude He struggled to get wood He huffed and puffed As everyone laughed Frustrated, the wife chose the neighbor’s manhood

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There once was a woman with udders for tits When in bed, they'd lay next to her armpits As she’d dance, wildly they’d swing Hitting bystanders and pain they would bring Everyone would be safer if she put them back in their mitts

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While regarding the ladies with glee their many hot pictures did I see All the hot boobs and butts I drooled like a yutz Wishing they were all over me

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Two beautiful ladies, libido to spare Were eager to show off their toys to compare. A dildo is fun If it’s playtime for one But a feeldoe is great for the pair!

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I have a buzzer that's dandy And I always keep it quite handy In case there's a need For two or three speeds When I'm sleeping alone and get randy

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