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OK you talented poets- I'd like to write a sexy Valentine's Day poem to my sweetie- you know, to express how much I care about her. I'm stuck...

What rhymes with "threesome" and "fellatio"?

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The posters today are so quiet, I wonder if they’re on a diet Of bantering words. As Wayne does infer If you’re nasty, then he will run riot.

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With my reflection, each day I start “I’m beautiful, I’m strong, and so smart” But the mirror can’t hide What’s truly inside Is a lonely and scared broken heart.

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I never even noticed this was a limerick. I didn't write it. I think it was Andrew Dice Clay. I might not have it right.

Hickory dickory dock This chick was sucking my cock the clock struck two I shot my goo and dropped her off down the block.

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VA, this thread isn't a waste of time. It's, it's CREATIVE! and UPLIFTING! and CHALLENGING! and has nothing to do with the work that has to be done.......... All right, I guess it IS a waste of time, but I'm still having fun and enjoying everyone's contributions. ;^)

There once was a girl from down south Who put everything in her mouth When she knocked out some teeth Chewing on an old wreath Her libido was never arouthed.

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When so many threads do derail It frustrates, knowing they’ll fail By not being civil Sometimes it’s such drivel No wonder the newbies then bail.

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Someone did issue a call For rhymes that would make us all lol. VA did his part. He's a damn funny fart. But at work, he's dropping the ball.

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Well, when discussing politics I try not to distract too much from the argument, and humor tends to do that. The best opportunities for humor in politics are generally insults, which I'd prefer not to do (although I got a lot of feedback on my "Council of Shroomheads" commentary in the OWS thread).

While having a penchant for rhyme and avoiding the throwing of slime this limericks thread as I've often said is wasting a whole lot of time

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Why, thank you, Fun! I guess since the Open Forum has such an enormous variety of threads, it's easier and faster to jump in here after reading something that's completely different.

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You guys are terrific. Do you realize that a limerick thread over in Jokes and Funnies has been going on for many years, and has only a fraction of the number y'all have composed here in a few days? We have some pretty damn witty and talented people in here. Scandle, you're great. VA, where was this sense of humor when I first visited the political threads? My compliments to you all, and my thanks to Joan for starting this thread.

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