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I'm not going to go with the interracial homo bukkake thing though Scandle... (shudder)..

There once was a big man named Bob who quite often polished his knob one day it was clear hanging from his ear was a recently rubbed out big glob

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One day as an SM was drooling He posted to ask for some schooling. We all set him straight Not to lie on a date. When you’re naked, ain’t no one you’re fooling!

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There once was a woman named Lynn who found a cute guy for some sin She worked up some heat but swallowed his meat and his balls came to rest on her chin

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Hey, I'll do anything for L-U-V!

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Hmmm, pistachio has possibilities.

SLS- the only place a person get help for a poem to his better half in a 3some.

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"knashing? Do you mean gnashing? "

Yep! And I can't even blame my smartphone for that one!

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The near-sighted woman looked twice To see what was out on the ice When she reached for the shiny She fell on her hiney And bruised up her favorite vice.

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knashing? Do you mean gnashing?

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You could try

Threesome: Free cum please some sneeze some pleas some

Fellatio: use a word with the same end sound but make a phrase with the same number of syllables (4), like good ratio, clock radio OR create words, like play-de-o

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The forums are indeed still Perhaps we've all had our fill Of the constant bashing And childish teeth-knashing To ignore we all have free will

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