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An elegant woman named Katie Got drunk in a lounge that was shady. She stripped on the bar Then went out to my car And behaved quite unlike a lady.

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There once was a guy from Belle Chasse Who looked up and down for a lassie. Known by all to be Fun He approached a hot one, Using all that he knew to be classy.

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One of my favorite movies of all time is the beautifully-made Australian film Breaker Morant. Lieutenant Morant is literally a warrior-poet during the Boer War. As he is reading one of his sonnets one night, the roguish Sergeant Hancock gets into the act by contributing this limerick:

There was a young girl from Australia Who tattooed her arse with a dahlia. The tattoo was fine And the colour divine But the smell, on the hole, was a failure.

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Off to sleep now, my eyes feel like lead. Yet rhymes still do dance in my head. Juicy cunt lips and more sweet tits and ass I adore. A wet dream just might soil my bed.

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While wearing a fishnet catsuit Ms Kat has talents to toot while looking alluring my vision is blurring but my perception of her is astute

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If Ms Kat is worried about prose about verses she'd like to compose she need not be sad because we'd be so glad if for the camera again she would pose.

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There's no need for Kat to write limericks... just keep putting up your hot pics and shall I explain why nary a soul will complain... we like the way you always harden our dicks!

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Kat, how about

who knew making rhymes was complex?

or

my strength is in flirting, not text!

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Mr. MT, you’re surely a charmer Whose charisma must make your home warmer. I love all the flattery. It charges my battery! They’re great words from a sexy love farmer.

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Ok. That sucked. Lol

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