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Been too busy at work of late

To keep up with this latest spate

I hate picking sides

I'm not here to chide

It's the drama that I truly hate

New Orleans LA
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A swinger simply must fuck

Though I guess they could also just suck

Coming here to meet beaus

Is no skin off my nose

Deep in strange pussy I'd rather be stuck

New Orleans LA
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I never quite mastered limericks

They seem to come out as gibberish

Oh to be eloquent

And rectify that deficit

Simply not my cup of rhetoric

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Bumped for those who are fans of linguistics. This one is less clever than some of my earlier ones but that's life.

There once was a lady named Anne

of dick she was quite the fan

whilst sometimes upright

in the heat of the night

she's take it right in the can.

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There once was a man named Cass, who's balls where made out of brass, in stormy weather they'd rub together and lightning would shoot out his ass.

Cape Coral FL
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Cheers!

Memphis TN
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Fabulous!

Ocean City NJ
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Ode to the Bat Shit Crazy

Most often it's single females

Though sometimes the married tell tales

If you're nuts, I do say...

I'll be on my way

When your crazy is tipping the scales

New Orleans LA
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Now that's some funny shit right there. LOL.

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Moving, apparently.

tbr called him "the anti-Robert" once.

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