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A fine southern gent through and through
Mr. Fun knows the best things to do Whether its downing some shots and then ale Or chasing some cute coed tale When will we next get to say "howdy-do" Mr Cincy |
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My friend Peg sets the verse bar quite high
To match her I seldom will try But the truth of it is She's a limerick wiz And I'm just a dumb horny guy Mr Cincy |
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I'm flattered that my presence was requested
But I'm afraid Ms. Scandle Can't Be Bested I can be droll and quite witty But without my own titty My appeal will have very soon crested. MrCincy |
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The Mrs. can't seem to hear the rythym of limericks. I've tried and I posted a few but they were awful. Mr. Cincy is truly talented and very funny.
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I had no idea Mr. Cincy was ever posting on here. I always thought it was Mrs.
Shows what I know.... |
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You're very kind, Fun. Mr. Cincy will be flattered. And I suspect he won't be able to resist adding a few when he gets home tonight.
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Comparisons Gina will draw
while drinking her wine through a straw Admiring Ms Scandle Who's all we can handle While chortling a might guffaw |
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The limerick winner is certainly Scandle
Who, with rhymes, seems to have quite a handle. A sexy bard from Wisconsin Who posts discussions on sin, To you, we raise up our, er, candle! (okay, Scandle, dish...do you write them all at once or do you have to think a bit?) |
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Yep me too.
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My only half decent ones were about Scandle, Leeza, Peg and some Ohio friends. No offense to you or anyone else, but Scandle gets my vote for the consistently best ones.
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