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A hot unicorn named _rabbit_

has a bod that you just want to grab it!

It looks like she met Nic...

(that guy does not miss a trick).

Some doods have all the luck, dagnabbit!!

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My Nic you're certainly a dear

I wish you could always be near

while your faults are few

I must say to you

your not much of a poet I fear

;^) Just kidding. You known I adore you

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The season was one for the ages

Took three QB's to silence the sages

But the Tide got rolled

The Ducks proved fool's gold

Winning is proving contagious

Success you see is a habit

A hutch if you will to inhabit

So I strive to be

The best possible me

The prize? My incomparable Rabbit

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Congratulations, Nic, on your Ohio State Buckeyes,

winning the football National Championship prize!

I didn't see the second half...

why? you might ask...

I was locked 'tween my wife's quivering thighs.

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A forum thread about a girl with a big clitty,

to whom a swing playmate said something shitty...

asked if she was a dude,

which was really quite rude...

and that's why I penned this ditty.

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So what if her pink hooded nubby...

is just a little bit extra chubby??

some said her clitoris

is more of a treat for us...

with many offers to be her "fuck buddy."

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Mrs. Leeza has a sensitive clit

that needs gentle licking and hates when it's bit!!

Lots of foreplay

will take her breath away...

and then she'll cum lickety-split!!

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I'll admit to being a glutton...

when it comes to my wife's tasty love button!

And I'm a husband that's caring...

so I don't mind sharing...

if a guy or gal wants to "cut in."

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Our changes have been geographic

If only I were telepathic

Since we've gone south

she's using her mouth

Even more when we're not stuck in traffic.

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The angry man, much to his dismay...

said liberals turn and run away,

when they're "loosing" an argument...

he may just need a breath mint,

or they'd rather not hear an ass bray.

Gibsonia PA
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A noble man brings his own skins

A supply not too wide, nor to thin

Nor too loose or tight

The fit should be right

To avoid a loss when he's IN.

BT

Aka the lesser half of The LogRide

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Glad you liked the verse, LT_LogRide...

we've enjoyed your forum posts, we'll confide.

If we get down to the bayou,

it'd be nice to meet you...

and (just in case) we'll bring condoms and Astroglide.

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Oh, the creative juices are so not flowing this morning....so I have to simply say Thank RYou, Leeza forthe compliment, and the smile!! :)

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