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It Happened One Night in 1934

One the ladies will agree was no bore

For they can't deny Gable was a flirt

First the coat, then the tie, and of course then the shirt

No Grand Slams - I'll simply watch for Prada, Armani & Dior

Clemmons NC
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With Oscar plans all around

And the Daytona providing such sounds

How ever will I keep up with these sexcapades

At least someone is going to get laid

And fun and friction abound

Clemmons NC
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I'm yearning to be with my rabbit

Its been so long I can't stand it

But later today

With my love I will lay

And the pining will have been worth it

New Orleans LA
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I've been wistfully waiting the time

When my Scamp again would be mine

He's been trapped in the cold

negative temps have grown old

for warm NOLA he surly must pine

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Once last trip to me he must make

for a home and a job fit to take

my heart no longer torn

I'll see him in the morn

and he'll cure my terrible ache

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Then back to Ohio I'll go

To brave the cold with my beau

my tail may shiver

but Scamp's such a giver

he'll keep me quite warm doncha know

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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A Scamp and Hare

Who still say they'll share

Since still out of reach

I'll head to the beach

to blissfully sunbath bare

Clemmons NC
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So nice to see all the great compositions...

what a plethora of creative submissions!

Let's have a toast with champagne

and make a sloppy wet stain

on the bed with Valentine lover's emissions!

Gibsonia PA
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Valentine's love fills the air

But singles, do not despair!

Neither I nor rabbit

Were looking for it

Love found this Scamp and his Hare

So I announce on this special day

I can find no reason to stay

Farewell to the cold

Our love's been foretold

I'm moving without further delay

While Nic and Rabbit may cease

As a couple we still flirt and tease

Though nothing compares

We DO love to share

Together we still aim to please

~Scamp & Rabbit

New Orleans LA
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A woman of some checkered history

Scincy - now solving a mystery

Might her aunt jump yee

For hanging a scrunchee

And prove correct Mr Smooth's theory?

Ocean City NJ
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While Valentine’s is a fine day for romance,

We will celebrate next week at a big dance.

Getting outfits together

Lace, bustier and feather

Gets me all in the mood for a slut prance.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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A hutch from the bed we did make

our trysts nearly caused it to break

The wood it did creak

if it fell in our sleep

a pancake of us it would make

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I'm sorry if the damage was bad

I hope you're not terribly mad

I'll make some amends

for to you my dear friends

I'm a rabbit who'll gladly be had

~rabbit~

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