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A fine southern gent through and through
Mr. Fun knows the best things to do
Whether its downing some shots and then ale
Or chasing some cute coed tale
When will we next get to say "howdy-do"

Mr Cincy
Cincinnati OH
 
 
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My friend Peg sets the verse bar quite high
To match her I seldom will try
But the truth of it is
She's a limerick wiz
And I'm just a dumb horny guy

Mr Cincy
Cincinnati OH
 
 
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I'm flattered that my presence was requested
But I'm afraid Ms. Scandle Can't Be Bested
I can be droll and quite witty
But without my own titty
My appeal will have very soon crested.

MrCincy
Cincinnati OH
 
 
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The Mrs. can't seem to hear the rythym of limericks. I've tried and I posted a few but they were awful. Mr. Cincy is truly talented and very funny.
Cincinnati OH
 
 
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I had no idea Mr. Cincy was ever posting on here. I always thought it was Mrs.

Shows what I know....
Chesapeake VA
 
 
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You're very kind, Fun. Mr. Cincy will be flattered. And I suspect he won't be able to resist adding a few when he gets home tonight.
Cincinnati OH
 
 
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Comparisons Gina will draw
while drinking her wine through a straw
Admiring Ms Scandle
Who's all we can handle
While chortling a might guffaw
Chesapeake VA
 
 
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The limerick winner is certainly Scandle
Who, with rhymes, seems to have quite a handle.
A sexy bard from Wisconsin
Who posts discussions on sin,
To you, we raise up our, er, candle!

(okay, Scandle, dish...do you write them all at once or do you have to think a bit?)
San Antonio TX
 
 
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Yep me too.
Chesapeake VA
 
 
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My only half decent ones were about Scandle, Leeza, Peg and some Ohio friends. No offense to you or anyone else, but Scandle gets my vote for the consistently best ones.
San Quentin CA
 
 
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